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Heehee, I felt kinda bad last night because I had to throw out a $6 roast; I had left it in the fridge to defrost and kind of forget about it for a month. So, I finally decided to throw it out. It just couldn't be eaten after spending that much time defrosted. What a waste of money! Oh well, first time this has ever happened. But, it turned out kinda funny, because I put it in a trash bag that turned out being really heavy with dirty guinea pig bedding (cleaned out the cages last night)--the bag started to leak, so I tossed it over the railing of the sundeck. I couldn't drag it through the house with smelly crap leaking out of it. Then, I went downstairs and dragged the bag over to the place where trash bags need to be put for the trashmen. I did this after the sun went down, so it was very dark outside.
Today, we go out to have dinner, and when we get back, I noticed something sitting in the grass in the spot where I dropped the trash bag over. It was the roast! XD It was in a Ziploc bag, but it's still sitting there like lalala, with bugs trying to find their way into it. XD I knew the trash bag had gotten a hole in it at some point, but I didn't think a whole roast could fall through it. That is probably the weirdest story I have ever told. Even weirder than the one about the glowing head. XD Can you imagine if one of my neighbors had stumbled upon that?! "Honey, there's a roast lying out here! We eat good tonight!" XD