KILL CRUSH DESTROY

Where the heck did I get that anyway? My brother used to do it, chasing us around the house pretending to be a monster. I think some robot in an old Felix the Cat cartoon did it, and it's just stuck with me for years.

Anywho, just bitching about dumb shit. My dad got us chicken from Popeye's on Saturday and I asked him to get some biscuits because Popeye's makes the most heavenly biscuits known to mankind. The butter is baked in them, eeeeyuuuuuummmmm. My dad comes home with NO BISCUITS. I was like NOOOOOOOO but he said he thought they just gave them to you without asking for them. >_< DUUUUUUH. We've been to Popeye's a million times; when have they EVER done that? If you order a family meal with two sides and biscuits then YES, they come with them, but not if you order just a box of chicken, old man. Go to bed old man! And I've been craving bread big time lately too. Want buttered rolls and stuff with everything lately. LAUREL WANT POPEYE'S BISCUITS! LAUREL MAAAAD! LAUREL KILL CRUSH DESTROY PUNY FATHER, ARRRRRRGGGGH!!

I think my tv has died and gone to that great pawn shop in the sky. The one in my bedroom won't turn on. First, it was messing up the picture. I thought the cable was effed up. So, I unhooked the tv from the cable box tonight and tried to turn it on to diagnose the problem. It refuses to turn on. I'm sure it's plugged in, so it should be doing something when I press that wittle button, but noooo. Therefore, I don't think it's the cable. WAAAAAAH. Another motherpussbucking expense!!! I *need* a tv in my bedroom. I can't do Home Games and Rent n' Riffs without it! :(

I actually want a smaller tv in here, so it's easy to carry around when I rearrange my room (which I really enjoy doing every once in awhile). Those can't be that expensive now, can they? Maybe I can afford a new, small tv. OOH! I can compare prices on Amazon! ZOOM!

Woops, before I zoom, must drool. I'm still crushing majorly on a certain celebrity who is on my icon. Taped "Boys" today for the small part he plays in it. First off, stupid movie. Fast-forwarded through most of it, because it was just so dumb. "Hey, I found a woman lying unconscious in a field. Instead of taking her to a doctor, I think I will drag her unconscious body back to my dorm room just to make sure she's okay. I'm into necrophilia anyway! Teehee!" I mean come on, what kid is actually going to think that way unless he's really mentally disturbed and plans to tie her up and use her as a plaything?!?! I would have respected the movie more if it had gone for the real, more believable, "I'm a sicko!" story.

ANYWAY, Skeet was in it, playing a pitcher who winds up drowned in a car that went off the road into a lake. OOH, spoiled the ultra-wonderful suspense movie "Boys" for you, sorry! :P He's so goddamn CUUUUUTE. It should be a crime, really, for someone to have such a bad boy, smirky smile and make me melt all over the floor when he just turns his freakin' head and grins! Duh HOMINA. He even looked hot when they were carrying his DEAD BODY out of the car! (Of course he wasn't *really* dead.) ARRRRRRGH! Help me.

Okay. Now, zoom! (I just went, "Oh, Buffy reruns are coming on!" and was going to turn on... the tv... waaaaaaaah ahaaaaaa aaaaaah haaaaaaa...)