My name is Rudy. Velcome to my club!

*after watching "The Tonight Show"* Why does anyone listen to Shakira? Seriously, you should just turn the sound off and watch her wiggle in hardly any clothes, because her voice is atrociously awful. Sounds like a male goat trying to imitate a female goat.

*is watching Conan now*

German Disco Light Show! *Dance dance dance* Hey that bouncer looks familiar.

Moosie: hey
Sailorhathor: hi
Moosie: what's new?
Sailorhathor: nuthin
Moosie: hmm, i'm very sleepy
Sailorhathor: it's that stuff I put in your coffee
Moosie: hmm, i only had milk and juice today
Sailorhathor: it's that stuff I put in your milk
Moosie: okay then
Sailorhathor: so you see, Moosie Bond, I have you now. Muhahahahaha. *pets a Siamese cat*
Moosie: *pets her own cat*
Sailorhathor: you're supposed to pass out
Sailorhathor: damn cheap generic knockout drops. Must get better evil genius medical plan.
...
Sailorhathor: Alas, I must go to bed now. Must get up early for jail um work.
Moosie: I shall also go to bread
Sailorhathor: HEH
Sailorhathor: B-E-D!
Moosie: ohhhh, BED
Sailorhathor: Why didn't you say so, sis?
Sailorhathor: Lisa: *twitch twitch*

So random.