sailorhathor | What the...

I get to work today, and this woman comes over and hands me a big envelope. I'm like, uh, what is this? Is it about the insurance I'm supposed to start receiving soon, because my three-month anniversary is coming up... I open it and it has a bag of microwave popcorn in it and a neon pink piece of paper. Okie dokie. What does the paper say? "The Simple Life 3: Interns, Starring Greyhound! Premieres January 26th, 8pm, FOX 4."

What the...

The Simple Life bimbettes are interning at Greyhound?! Is that what that means?! SWEET! Give 'em Hell!! Make 'em clean the bathrooms on the bus! Make 'em deal with the insane passengers! Make them answer the goddamn phone at all the terminals so people will stop calling me and complaining about how NO ONE EVER ANSWERS THE PHONE there. Wow, you think they'll visit either of the call centers? That'd be sweet too. Maybe I can be on tv. ^_^ Ooh, make 'em take some of the escalated Lead Agent calls, those are always fun. (Not.)

What is Paris Hilton going to do with her dog, anyway? We don't allow dogs on the bus... muahahaha. The Big Grey Dog only has room for one dawg.

"24" has been fairly exciting so far, although they seem to be getting into the filler portion of the season now, since the first few episodes are past. My reception sucks so bad that it looks awful, but they'll eventually release it on dvd in nice, pristine quality.

"American Idol" has started up again too, but I've missed it all so far because I don't have a tv book and I'm not sure when it comes on. Plus, I know in the start of the season, they show it like every night for two hours or so, and I don't have enough tapes to waste on it right now. I guess I'll just wait until it settles into a regular weekly routine, then tape it so I can keep up.

I got this from

tvsgrady's journal. Cut for length. My comments are italicized.

You Know You're Addicted to LiveJournal When...

If you can't access the site, you have a minor freak out - and a major case of hitting reload. LOL, sometimes I do this. Very frustrating, when I really want to post something or read my friend's page.

You found yourself composing journal entries during dates, movies, even sex! I was doing that during "White Noise." "Wow, this sucks. I'm so going to rip on this in my LJ."

When you're out, you suddenly think of a witty reply to a comment somebody made to you... several days ago. ROFL! Guilty!

You actually call it LJ and not Livejournal. Check. Yup!

You've downloaded some sort of LJ program which has only the purpose of making entries easier to write without going on the site manually. Another guilty.

You consider it a great offense if someone deletes you off their friend's list. LOL, yeah, it does kind of bother me, especially if they don't explain.

The first thing you do every day when you go online is check your friends journals - even before checking your email.

You actually paid money for a few extra pictures with a full account when you could actually just alternate pics when you want to for your screen icons. Kaye bought me extra icons. ^_^

When your friends ask what's new, you get mad at them because you already wrote it in your LJ and they didn't check it yet. ROFL! Sometimes, yes.

You have put more time into LJ than all your assignments for the semester.

You have more friends on LJ than in real life.

You've met at least 50% of your LJ friends.

You can't seem to call your friends by their real names - only LJ names will do.

You've fallen in love with someone you met on LJ.

You have posted about a party or get together on your LJ... and random strangers showed up.

You are guilty of traveling more than an hour to meet someone with LiveJournal. (Extra points for traveling five hours or more)

You've written a protected entry about one of your LiveJournal friends. (Extra points if they eventually found out about it)

You have written posts to notify people you're going to sleep. LOL LOL LOL!!!! XD I have an ICON to notify people I'm going to sleep.

You talk about your LJ friends to your real life friends all the time... like they're a part of your group.

You've created a LJ community, and people actually post in it.

You've been recognized in real live by a fellow LJ'er.

You have friended someone because of their LiveJournal icon.

You have "pity friends" on your list, who you would defriend if you could. Umm... no comment. ^_^;;

You've pimped one of your friends on journal, trying to get people to friend him / her.

Instead of doing research, you post difficult questions on your LiveJournal.

Your pets all have their own LiveJournals.

You know, right now, how many people have friended you (without peeking).

You've stopped being friends with someone in real life because of something they've said on LJ.

You're guilty of posting sexy or nude pictures to get more people to friend you.

You have consoled yourself after a horrible day thinking "At least this will make a great LJ post" There have been times when stuff was annoying and I thought, "I'm going to bitch about this on Live Journal!"

You're jealous of people who have more friends and / or comments than you.

You have written a really great, solid post - only to be disappointed by the lack of good comments.

You're guilty of commenting excessively to get more traffic to your journal.

You've deleted a post a few minutes (or hours) after you've written it, because it seemed lame in retro spect.

You give shout outs to all your LJ friends on their birthdays. I try. ^_^

You have an additional, secret journal that hardly anyone knows about. I have an additional journal, and hardly anyone reads it, but it's no secret.

You've broken up with someone - or ended a friendship - soley via LiveJournal.

You have gotten mean anonymous comments (bonus points for figuring out who it was via their IP)

You've been reported (or reported someone) to LJ Abuse.

You've been featured on LJ Drama.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are LJ addicts.

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