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sailorhathorMoosie told me to take this survey, so I must or she'll crack her knuckles.
THREE NAMES I GO BY:
1. Laurel
2. Lo-chan
3. The Smut Peddler
THREE SCREENNAMES I'VE HAD:
1. HiImDeadKatieAHHH
2. Mr Beardsleeeeey
3. BillyBoyfriend
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my smile
2. my hair
3. that I have ample bosoms
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. extra flab
2. irregular periods that can hardly ever be predicted
3. sinus problems
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE
1. Swedish
2. Cherokee Indian
3. English
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Scary noises in the dark
2. Big vicious dogs
3. Rapists
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. The net
2. Food
3. Chocolate
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. pajama pants
2. white shirt
3. undies
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. Bon Jovi
2. Nirvana
3. Def Leppard
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
1. Undivided
2. Misunderstood
3. When Love and Hate Collide
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Honesty
2. great sex
3. stability
TWO TRUTHS AND ONE LIE (in no particular order):
1. I hate work, work hates me.
2. I love guinea pigs.
3. My middle name is Dena.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. bad boyism
2. devious grins
3. long hair
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. role-playing
2. tape trading
3. watching movies/tv
THREE THINGS YOU WANT DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. eat out
2. write
3. screw Skeet Ulrich
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. writer
2. porn movie producer
3. tv producer
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Japan
2. Hawaii
3. Disneyworld
THREE KIDS' NAME YOU LIKE:
1. Clarissa
2. Steven
3. Adrianna
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. big-ass threesome
2. publish a book
3. ride in a hot air balloon
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY/GIRL:
1. I squeal over muscular upper arms
2. I like shopping
3. I like sparkly things
THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. SKEET
2. Angus Macfadyen
3. Christian Kane
THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
1. whoever
2. wants
3. to
THREE NAMES I GO BY:
1. Laurel
2. Lo-chan
3. The Smut Peddler
THREE SCREENNAMES I'VE HAD:
1. HiImDeadKatieAHHH
2. Mr Beardsleeeeey
3. BillyBoyfriend
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my smile
2. my hair
3. that I have ample bosoms
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. extra flab
2. irregular periods that can hardly ever be predicted
3. sinus problems
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE
1. Swedish
2. Cherokee Indian
3. English
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Scary noises in the dark
2. Big vicious dogs
3. Rapists
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. The net
2. Food
3. Chocolate
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. pajama pants
2. white shirt
3. undies
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. Bon Jovi
2. Nirvana
3. Def Leppard
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
1. Undivided
2. Misunderstood
3. When Love and Hate Collide
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Honesty
2. great sex
3. stability
TWO TRUTHS AND ONE LIE (in no particular order):
1. I hate work, work hates me.
2. I love guinea pigs.
3. My middle name is Dena.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. bad boyism
2. devious grins
3. long hair
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. role-playing
2. tape trading
3. watching movies/tv
THREE THINGS YOU WANT DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. eat out
2. write
3. screw Skeet Ulrich
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. writer
2. porn movie producer
3. tv producer
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Japan
2. Hawaii
3. Disneyworld
THREE KIDS' NAME YOU LIKE:
1. Clarissa
2. Steven
3. Adrianna
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. big-ass threesome
2. publish a book
3. ride in a hot air balloon
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY/GIRL:
1. I squeal over muscular upper arms
2. I like shopping
3. I like sparkly things
THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. SKEET
2. Angus Macfadyen
3. Christian Kane
THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
1. whoever
2. wants
3. to
