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sailorhathorDear Brain,
We were getting along so well. I appreciate the repeats of good songs like "Sour Times" by Portishead and anything by Bon Jovi, but was it really necessary to play that Color Me Bad song that goes, "I wanna sex you up," behind EVERY love scene I tried to write in my head at work today? I mean, WTF was that?! Where did you even get that song, some dusty moldy box from the late 80's/early 90's memory storehouse labeled "HIGH SCHOOL"? It didn't enhance the scenes, genius! Why do you torture me, WHY?!
Brain: ::snicker:: ::Book comes flying out of thin air and hits Brain in the back of the... brain.:: You only hurt yourself when you do that!
It was worth it.
We were getting along so well. I appreciate the repeats of good songs like "Sour Times" by Portishead and anything by Bon Jovi, but was it really necessary to play that Color Me Bad song that goes, "I wanna sex you up," behind EVERY love scene I tried to write in my head at work today? I mean, WTF was that?! Where did you even get that song, some dusty moldy box from the late 80's/early 90's memory storehouse labeled "HIGH SCHOOL"? It didn't enhance the scenes, genius! Why do you torture me, WHY?!
Brain: ::snicker:: ::Book comes flying out of thin air and hits Brain in the back of the... brain.:: You only hurt yourself when you do that!
It was worth it.
