Dear Massively Painful Leg Cramp That Must've Kept Me Up for a Good 15 Minutes,
You were tenacious. I must've massaged my leg five times before you would go away. No position would make my leg happy; you just hurt all around. Way to stick to your job! It's sticktoitofness like that that made this country great.
Now go away, and never come back. My people, we don't cotton to your kind.
Good luck,
Laurel
Later today, I'm going to post snippets of my new fanfic in my writing journal for anyone who would like to beta it. I might as well use the thing. IT'S THE MIRACLES/SUPERNATURAL FIC FIRST. <--- note for Joe and Moosie, so they don't get excited and then kill me with disappointment. First will be the slash version, then I'll post the non-slash version for the sissy girls. Seriously, I'm having two versions because I know there are "Miracles" fans out there who don't really like the idea of Paul having bi tendencies, and I don't want to alienate them since they actually take the time to read my stuff. I'm a people pleaser. ^_^
I've got a mopey, lonely character in my head who really wants to play, but his RP game is stalled. He's mad at me because Paul and Dean have taken over my mind, and I won't write anything he can be in at this time. Anyone want to chat with a horny Angel of Hell before he whines yet again about how many times I've put off his stories? Maybe I should lock him in a room with the evil well bitches from my planned "Ringu/The Ring" fanfics who are mad about how long I've had to put off THOSE. Have you ever had an angry well bitch in your head? They're the biggest drama queens... "Mommy threw me in the well, I'm dead, everyone will suffer," wahwah, it's all about you.
You were tenacious. I must've massaged my leg five times before you would go away. No position would make my leg happy; you just hurt all around. Way to stick to your job! It's sticktoitofness like that that made this country great.
Now go away, and never come back. My people, we don't cotton to your kind.
Good luck,
Laurel
Later today, I'm going to post snippets of my new fanfic in my writing journal for anyone who would like to beta it. I might as well use the thing. IT'S THE MIRACLES/SUPERNATURAL FIC FIRST. <--- note for Joe and Moosie, so they don't get excited and then kill me with disappointment. First will be the slash version, then I'll post the non-slash version for the sissy girls. Seriously, I'm having two versions because I know there are "Miracles" fans out there who don't really like the idea of Paul having bi tendencies, and I don't want to alienate them since they actually take the time to read my stuff. I'm a people pleaser. ^_^
I've got a mopey, lonely character in my head who really wants to play, but his RP game is stalled. He's mad at me because Paul and Dean have taken over my mind, and I won't write anything he can be in at this time. Anyone want to chat with a horny Angel of Hell before he whines yet again about how many times I've put off his stories? Maybe I should lock him in a room with the evil well bitches from my planned "Ringu/The Ring" fanfics who are mad about how long I've had to put off THOSE. Have you ever had an angry well bitch in your head? They're the biggest drama queens... "Mommy threw me in the well, I'm dead, everyone will suffer," wahwah, it's all about you.