More letters to inanimate objects
Apr. 8th, 2006 10:52 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sailorhathorDear Netflix,
When I requested to see One Missed Call, I meant a copy that would play. Not a scratched up copy that would freeze constantly. Thank you for sending it now three times, but the third DVD is fucked up too. Dudes, the second one was cracked in half. Don't you have any playable copies of this movie? I'd like to actually see it before I just give up and buy it, and I don't think I want to buy it because the first 30 minutes were kind of sucky. But now, you've made it like a carrot being dangled before my face and I MUST SEE this MOVIE. The concept sounded so good! Is the last hour and a half better?! How can I tell when it keeps FREEZING UP and KILLING my brain with boredom?! Argh squared.
Blaaaaaahstopfreezingupstopfreezingupmovie,
Laurel
Dear One Missed Call,
Get better so you can justify my obsessive need to see you.
Sincerely,
Laurel
Dear Other DVD Player,
Play the English subtitles so I can use you and see if you'll do better at playing this goddamn movie.
Or I'll beat you with a baseball bat.
Laurel
Dear Laurel,
No you won't.
Love,
Other DVD Player
Dear Other DVD Player,
You got me.
Still play the English subtitles.
Laurel
There's going to be a protest against the new immigration laws in downtown Dallas tomorrow. No one knows exactly how it's going to go, but there are possibilities that the DART rail will either have trouble running because of ????? not sure why, or that it will be sardine can time, as people are being encouraged to take the DART light rail to keep the streets from becoming congested with cars. OH JOY. I just hope I can 1). get to work, since I would get in trouble if I didn't go, and 2). get home again. I have no other way to get to and from work, unless I can get ahold of Nancy or something. I know she desperately does not want to drive all the way downtown and pick me up. I desperately don't want to have to ask her. Hopefully, my work hours will allow me to just skirt around it all.
Heh, I got a really funny call today (between all the fucking grumps that called, wth, cheer up or get off my phone). A lady was buying a ticket for her son's girlfriend, but she wasn't paying attention to what she was saying and she goes, "I need to buy a ticket for my husband's girlfriend." XD We had a REALLY good laugh over that. I could barely take the credit card number because I couldn't stop giggling.
Dear Laurel,
Come eat me.
Love,
Dean's French Onion Dip and Potato Chips
I'll eat anything made by Dean! ::zzzzooooommmmm::
When I requested to see One Missed Call, I meant a copy that would play. Not a scratched up copy that would freeze constantly. Thank you for sending it now three times, but the third DVD is fucked up too. Dudes, the second one was cracked in half. Don't you have any playable copies of this movie? I'd like to actually see it before I just give up and buy it, and I don't think I want to buy it because the first 30 minutes were kind of sucky. But now, you've made it like a carrot being dangled before my face and I MUST SEE this MOVIE. The concept sounded so good! Is the last hour and a half better?! How can I tell when it keeps FREEZING UP and KILLING my brain with boredom?! Argh squared.
Blaaaaaahstopfreezingupstopfreezingupmovie,
Laurel
Dear One Missed Call,
Get better so you can justify my obsessive need to see you.
Sincerely,
Laurel
Dear Other DVD Player,
Play the English subtitles so I can use you and see if you'll do better at playing this goddamn movie.
Or I'll beat you with a baseball bat.
Laurel
Dear Laurel,
No you won't.
Love,
Other DVD Player
Dear Other DVD Player,
You got me.
Still play the English subtitles.
Laurel
There's going to be a protest against the new immigration laws in downtown Dallas tomorrow. No one knows exactly how it's going to go, but there are possibilities that the DART rail will either have trouble running because of ????? not sure why, or that it will be sardine can time, as people are being encouraged to take the DART light rail to keep the streets from becoming congested with cars. OH JOY. I just hope I can 1). get to work, since I would get in trouble if I didn't go, and 2). get home again. I have no other way to get to and from work, unless I can get ahold of Nancy or something. I know she desperately does not want to drive all the way downtown and pick me up. I desperately don't want to have to ask her. Hopefully, my work hours will allow me to just skirt around it all.
Heh, I got a really funny call today (between all the fucking grumps that called, wth, cheer up or get off my phone). A lady was buying a ticket for her son's girlfriend, but she wasn't paying attention to what she was saying and she goes, "I need to buy a ticket for my husband's girlfriend." XD We had a REALLY good laugh over that. I could barely take the credit card number because I couldn't stop giggling.
Dear Laurel,
Come eat me.
Love,
Dean's French Onion Dip and Potato Chips
I'll eat anything made by Dean! ::zzzzooooommmmm::
