Uhwaaaaaaaaahhhhh! ::stabs self over and over in the chest with a big knife::

I turned on the Game Show Network near midnight and they've got "The Weakest Link" on, another celebrity edition, and apparently it was some sort of METAL BABES edition because Vince Neil and Sebastian Bach were the last two dudes left! WHAT?! I MISSED IT!! Who else was on it?!?! I have no idea! And it doesn't come on again tonight!! WAAAAAAAH! Now I'm dying to know who else was on there and if they did really well with the questions or made themselves look like big gorgeous dopes. I can't believe I missed that. Long-haired metal dudes, ahhhhhhhh... ::Homer Simpson drool::

Ooh, maybe there's a summary online somewhere so I can at least know if I missed anybody really good on the panel of metal celebs...

I have a childhood friend who once was a dead ringer for Sebastian Bach, except, you know, female. I want his hair.

Yum, I'm drinking Fanta Apple soda. ::five hot Mexican babes in bikinis dance out and back me up with their gyrations as I sing:: Wanna Fanta, dontchu wanna, wanna Fanta, dontchu wanna?

Will work for ketchup

I got more blank cd's. Must make more Nirvana and Bon Jovi mix cd's tonight, ooh, and a Joe Walsh! If I ever get offline. I need to update all my bravenet info tonight and it always takes hours and hours for some reason. Or maybe it will go faster than I think since I have the pop-up killer. I just have to look at every account I have with them and change all the URL's for practically everything--mailing lists, forums, counters, blah blah blah. This had better be my last domain change ever. Dementedstuff.com will be mine FOREVER!!

So we went to the grocery store this weekend, and they had Ore Ida Fajita Seasoned Fries on sale 3 bags for $5. Pretty good deal! So I got three bags (three bags full!), we get home, and I'M ALMOST OUT OF KETCHUP!! I HATE it when I do that! I didn't get anymore ketchup for me! Ahhhh! ::stabs self in the chest with the knife again, even though the wounds from last night haven't healed:: Must sneak downstairs and steal dad's extra ketchup--he has TWO bottles. Well, one's almost empty, but it's better than nothing.

The more I watch of this "Mythbusters" show, the more I realize that the hosts are totally whacko. My kinda guys! They're so FUN! Like, they wanted to test the myth about Pop Rocks and soda killing Mikey when he had too much of it together and his stomach burst (which, if you believed that when you first heard it, must of made you a kid or really stupid). They got a pig's stomach (yes, a real one) because it's a lot like a human stomach, attached it to their fake human skeleton (for that real touch), and loaded it up with Pop Rocks and a whole six pack. It did not burst! Dull surprise!

So what do they do? They consulted a doctor to find out what WOULD make it burst, and then loaded the stomach up with that until it DID burst, spraying soda and sodium bicarbonate all over the plastic partition. MY KINDA GUYS! Nutty and fun, with a sense of humor so dark you can hardly find your way home!

They even tried to contact the actor who played Mikey to interview him for the show, but he never returned their calls. Mikey's no fun!