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Why am I so fucking IRRITABLE today? I know work is partially to blame. Overabundance of dumbass calls. Spoke to some woman who kept me on the phone for 18 minutes while she had me spell *everything,* even simple words like the street the bus station was on. D-I-V-I-S-I-O-N. I swear there was something permanently stupid about that woman. She wanted to know about a bus going to Blytheville, AR, and needed me to spell the city for her. I did. "P-L-I-D..." No, B as in Boy, L as in Larry, Y as in Yellow, T as in Tom..." "P-L-Y-B...?" NO DUMBASS, what does T as in Tom mean?! LISTEN BEFORE I KILL YOU THROUGH THE PHONE WITH MY AMAZING MIND POWERS. We went back and forth like this, I swear to God, at least four times. And that wasn't the only call that lasted over seven minutes with people asking me dumbass questions and needing to know every last detail about the bus schedule including when the driver was going to make them pee and feed them by hand. I HATE MY BORING IRRITATING AS FUCK JOB.

So, I'm going to apply for another one. A position has opened up in another department that is something like Accident Statistic Specialist (keeping track of Grey Dawg demolition derbies) and I'm actually qualified for it, pretty much. I'm going to apply for it. Wish me luck! Finally, I'll GET OFF THE GODDAMN PHONES!

In other news, Snakes on a Plane has got to be the most uninspired title for a movie ever. They couldn't come up with something better than the most literal title? What if all movies were named this way?

( My parodies of movie titles contain some spoilers )

I'll stop there 'cause I got stuff to do.