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[sailorhathor]

Title: Lacerated Sky, Chapter 2: Over My Head
Author: sailorhathor
Fandom: Supernatural
Chapters: 2 of ?
Rating: Adult17+ for graphic sexual situations, sometimes in a threesome, and bad language.
Dates: This chapter was written in February 2007. Sorry it took so long.
Word Count: 6,613
Silly Summary: Sam is turned into a vampire... with sexy results!
Serious Summary: Sam and Dean try to figure out how to manage Sam's feeding schedule. Meanwhile, Lenore shows up, and mainly just complicates things as she feeds on her first human in 100 years: Dean.
Timeline: Alternate Universe after the Supernatural episode "Bloodlust."
Warning: Vampirism/blood drinking. Features a threesome relationship between Sam/Lenore the Vampire/Dean. Contains spoilers for several episodes of Supernatural, especially the second season. Eventual cross-over with John Carpenter's Vampires: Los Muertos will majorly spoil that movie.
Author's Notes: Told from Dean's point-of-view. Other notes included with the story.
Fanfic Challenges: Fits the following fanfic challenge prompts.
varietypack100: #11 Red
coclaim100: #45 Bed
slash_100: #32 Sunset
smut_69: #14 Breast
slash_me_twice: #81 Blood
30sexyfics: #26 Does this come with a manual?


Title: The Quest for the Krypt Key
Author: sailorhathor
Fandom: Supernatural
Chapters: One-shot (thank God)
Rating: Rated Adult for language and adult humor
Word Count: Around 2,200
Summary: The Yellow-Eyed Demon hires a Super Genius to kill the Winchesters.
Warning: HUMOROUS CHARACTER DEATH! Crack!fic. Complete and total crack!fic. Lots of Jo bashing. Joking hint of Sam/Dean. The Sammy girls might be a little miffed with me too after this one. Sorr-eeeee! Technically a cross-over with Warner Brothers cartoons.
Beta: Didn't bother to try to get it beta'ed. It's crack!fic. What is a beta going to say? "Dean wouldn't do that." "Of course he wouldn't. It's crack!fic." "Oh, right."
Author's Notes: Written for Marishna's Deathficathon. My prompt was #10: Falling Piano. This is probably the stupidest thing I've ever written, and I used to write stories about Def Leppard and Bon Jovi running around haunted houses when I was 11!
Fanfic Challenges: Fits the following fanfic challenge prompts.
varietypack100: #22 Enemies
coclaim100: #91 Death

I added a few extra jokes to this, and finally got it up on the website.