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sailorhathorFirst, I've been wanting to give out hugs to the people dealing with sick parents right now. I've got a couple on my Fiend's list. So *HUGS*. I have an idea how you feel.
Second, the new TV Guide photoshoot pics of Jensen. O_O My FUCKING God. It's like the gods created that man instead of human parents. Looking at those amazingly hot pics, for me, was like the time that the Chicken Lady met Rooster Boy. Bu-GAAAAAAAWK!! *BOOM!!* *feathers explode everywhere in a chickengasm*
I mean, seriously, one of his 'rents is some kind of mythological creature in disguise. I suspect his mom. ¬_¬
Dear Everyone in America,
I know it's almost Spring Break. But stop all trying to go everywhere at once. I thought it was July 4th at work this week. That kind of behavior brings out the crazies and the slow old people who can't hear and take five minutes to find a pen that works (to, you know, write down the schedules). Stay home.
Laurel
Dear Muses,
You know I love you (and hate you). But you're nuts. You've gone too far this time. You've given me enough ideas to keep me writing for a very long time. Really, that's enough. Yes, I know the wonderful episodes of "Little House on the Prairie" could use episode tags and missing scenes. But LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE FANFIC?! WTFH. After all these years, throwing ideas at me out of nowhere. Interesting tactic. Yes, I see the nice man playing Jesse James with the sexy, slow Southern drawl. Yes, I see that there were scenes that should have been in that episode that weren't. Yes, I see the "Melodrama Hall of Fame" award on the wall. Yes, I'll make the damn notes. But you're not getting any sexfic out of me. Do you know how freakin' WRONG that would be? Okay, Nellie and Percival, I can see that. You may get that one. They just screamed KINKYASS MOFOS. But the rest, SHUDDER. See me shuddering? I've already made the notes for that really dark fic, too. So be happy with it. But you guys are freakin' crazy, you know that? The stuff you come up with...
Like I'm not behind on everything already.
Laurel
Second, the new TV Guide photoshoot pics of Jensen. O_O My FUCKING God. It's like the gods created that man instead of human parents. Looking at those amazingly hot pics, for me, was like the time that the Chicken Lady met Rooster Boy. Bu-GAAAAAAAWK!! *BOOM!!* *feathers explode everywhere in a chickengasm*
I mean, seriously, one of his 'rents is some kind of mythological creature in disguise. I suspect his mom. ¬_¬
Dear Everyone in America,
I know it's almost Spring Break. But stop all trying to go everywhere at once. I thought it was July 4th at work this week. That kind of behavior brings out the crazies and the slow old people who can't hear and take five minutes to find a pen that works (to, you know, write down the schedules). Stay home.
Laurel
Dear Muses,
You know I love you (and hate you). But you're nuts. You've gone too far this time. You've given me enough ideas to keep me writing for a very long time. Really, that's enough. Yes, I know the wonderful episodes of "Little House on the Prairie" could use episode tags and missing scenes. But LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE FANFIC?! WTFH. After all these years, throwing ideas at me out of nowhere. Interesting tactic. Yes, I see the nice man playing Jesse James with the sexy, slow Southern drawl. Yes, I see that there were scenes that should have been in that episode that weren't. Yes, I see the "Melodrama Hall of Fame" award on the wall. Yes, I'll make the damn notes. But you're not getting any sexfic out of me. Do you know how freakin' WRONG that would be? Okay, Nellie and Percival, I can see that. You may get that one. They just screamed KINKYASS MOFOS. But the rest, SHUDDER. See me shuddering? I've already made the notes for that really dark fic, too. So be happy with it. But you guys are freakin' crazy, you know that? The stuff you come up with...
Like I'm not behind on everything already.
Laurel
