sailorhathor | SPN Friday Five

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The questions this week are sort of "write a whole fanfic about each of these questions!" and I have enough to write as it is, so I'm going to be a bit silly here instead, just to avoid all that.

1. If Dean were setting up Sam on a blind date, what kind of girl would he pick out? Feel free to include details like appearance, personality, hobbies, oddities, etc.

Dean would pick a girl that he liked so Sam would freak and get all offended, like, "You really thought I'd like THAT kind of girl?! You don't know me at all!" then stomp out. Then Dean would be left with the girl. Kind of like how Homer bought Marge a bowling ball with his name already engraved on it for her birthday.

Just kidding. Dean would set Sam up with a nice, pretty, bookwormish type.

2. If Sam were setting up Dean on a blind date?

He'd find Dean a really, really tall girl with brown hair who was really bitchy and emo. *evil grin*

3. When was Dean's first date? How did it go? Where did they go? How long did it last? Anything else?

Dean took out Cindy Margolis. He snapped his fingers and she got naked. He took her down for the count in one fell swoop and then SHE fell asleep. Hell, she was practically comatose afterward.
Dean was eight.

4. How do you imagine John and Mary met?

She was the prize in his Cracker Jack box.

5. How do you imagine Sam and Jess met?

At a Future Crispy Critters of America Meeting.