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sailorhathorDear Paris Hilton,
STFU, you stupid, spoiled ninny. You committed a crime. Just do your time like anyone else would have to do. Martha Stewart did her time - you didn't see her whining and crying like someone was poking her with a sharp stick. Saaaay...
You wanna know how much sympathy I have for you? Big fat nada. Aww, you don't like the prison food? Awwww... poor baby... I've eaten ramen for days on end when I had little money to spend on food, and you don't wike the pwison food, awww. No one deserves special treatment from the legal system just because they have money. It's like George Carlin once said (in a joke not related to Paris Hilton, but it still applies), "Rich cunt don't wanna eat? Fuck 'er."
May your mattress be filled with rat droppings,
Laurel
I like what Conan O'Brien did - they did that thing where they put a picture of someone on a screen and replace their lips with real moving, speaking human lips, and had someone speak like they were Martha Stewart. And she was using prison slang in reference to Paris and how she should just serve her time like Martha did. It was extremely funny. (Probably be funnier if I could remember any of the slang.) But, you know, Martha Stewart speaking prison slang, HA!
You know, Nicole Richie is kinda pretty. If only her legs weren't thin enough to pick my teeth with...
STFU, you stupid, spoiled ninny. You committed a crime. Just do your time like anyone else would have to do. Martha Stewart did her time - you didn't see her whining and crying like someone was poking her with a sharp stick. Saaaay...
You wanna know how much sympathy I have for you? Big fat nada. Aww, you don't like the prison food? Awwww... poor baby... I've eaten ramen for days on end when I had little money to spend on food, and you don't wike the pwison food, awww. No one deserves special treatment from the legal system just because they have money. It's like George Carlin once said (in a joke not related to Paris Hilton, but it still applies), "Rich cunt don't wanna eat? Fuck 'er."
May your mattress be filled with rat droppings,
Laurel
I like what Conan O'Brien did - they did that thing where they put a picture of someone on a screen and replace their lips with real moving, speaking human lips, and had someone speak like they were Martha Stewart. And she was using prison slang in reference to Paris and how she should just serve her time like Martha did. It was extremely funny. (Probably be funnier if I could remember any of the slang.) But, you know, Martha Stewart speaking prison slang, HA!
You know, Nicole Richie is kinda pretty. If only her legs weren't thin enough to pick my teeth with...
