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sailorhathorDear Women on Maury,
When you have to go back on the Maury show to try to find your baby daddy for the 14th time, it's a pretty safe bet that you're a ho bag. Learn to keep your legs closed or at least use birth control, for pete's sake.
Laurel
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lostsheep22's journal.
Step 1: Put your music player on random.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 10 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 4: Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
(No lyric hunting! That is cheating!)
1. I am bad. I am evil. I am winter. I am pain.
2. I am thru with hanging around with all the boys in town. Now I want a man around. Get me out of here.
3.Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road guessed by tvsgrady, "Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)" Green Day
4. Deeeeeee, deeeeee, deeee, deeeee... (instrumental)
Just kidding.
4. Woo! You talk too much, never saying what's on your mind. It's written on your face, I mean the words you hide behind.
5. Life is hard and so am I. You better give me something so I don't die.
6.Where do bad folks go when they die, they don't go to heaven where the angels fly guessed by tvsgrady, "Lake of Fire," Nirvana and the Meat Puppets
7. All I know is what I've been sold. You could read my life like a fortune told.
8.I been downhearted baby, I been down, I been downhearted baby, ever since the day we met guessed by tvsgrady, "Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth with Money in My Hand," Primitive Radio Gods
9. I can't remember when you weren't there, when I didn't care for anyone but you
10.Remember when the days were long and rolled beneath the deep blue sky guessed by lostsheep22, "The End of the Innocence," Don Henley
When you have to go back on the Maury show to try to find your baby daddy for the 14th time, it's a pretty safe bet that you're a ho bag. Learn to keep your legs closed or at least use birth control, for pete's sake.
Laurel
Meme time! I saw it on
lostsheep22's journal.Step 1: Put your music player on random.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 10 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 4: Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
(No lyric hunting! That is cheating!)
1. I am bad. I am evil. I am winter. I am pain.
2. I am thru with hanging around with all the boys in town. Now I want a man around. Get me out of here.
3.
tvsgrady, "Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)" Green Day4. Deeeeeee, deeeeee, deeee, deeeee... (instrumental)
Just kidding.
4. Woo! You talk too much, never saying what's on your mind. It's written on your face, I mean the words you hide behind.
5. Life is hard and so am I. You better give me something so I don't die.
6.
tvsgrady, "Lake of Fire," Nirvana and the Meat Puppets7. All I know is what I've been sold. You could read my life like a fortune told.
8.
tvsgrady, "Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth with Money in My Hand," Primitive Radio Gods9. I can't remember when you weren't there, when I didn't care for anyone but you
10.
lostsheep22, "The End of the Innocence," Don Henley
