sailorhathor | The Lo-chan and Moosie Show

A humorous IM between me and

mooserat. Sometimes we really get on a roll and I think we should have our own pop culture radio show or something. Warning, we get really silly here in a couple of places.

Moosie: oh man, I love how you,

tvsgrady and I can whip out simpsons quotes like nothing else

Sailorhathor: they're like ingrained in my memory so deeply that they just come out. Any time I hear of someone named Hans (which isn't often), I instantly go, "Moleman."

Moosie: yes

Sailorhathor: George C. Scott in "Man Getting Hit with Football."
Boink! "Ow! My groin!"

Moosie: XD!

Sailorhathor: one of my top ten Simpsons moments

Moosie: oh yeah

Moosie: I also love "Wow, I'll never drink again."
"Beer here!"
"I'll take ten."

Sailorhathor: "Mr. Gumble, this is a Girl Scout meeting."
"Is it? Or is it that you girls can't admit you have a problem?"

Moosie: "did something crawl down your throat and die?"
"It didn't die..."

Sailorhathor: god I love this show

Moosie: yes

Moosie: "I was saying Boo-urns."

Sailorhathor: they've gone into so many seasons, I'll never collect them all

Moosie: i know

Moosie: i'll need like, a closet for them all

Moosie: some women have a shoe closet, I will have my cartoons closet

Sailorhathor: btw, my libido? A little too easily amused sometimes. Hans Moleman-Klok has an odd looking face.

Moosie: hmm, i don't know of this Hans Klok

Sailorhathor: you probably haven't seen him

Sailorhathor: he did a magic show in Vegas with Pamela Anderson up until December. Now he'll go do some other thing where he can flourish and go, "Ta-daaaaa!" a lot.

Moosie: hee

Moosie: I gotta look him up

Sailorhathor: google him

"Are you Sarah Conner?"

Sailorhathor: nice bod, nice hair, odd face

Moosie: oh dude

Moosie: yeah, his face doesn't look natural

Sailorhathor: He has the face of a bodyguard.

Sailorhathor: he's a terminator!

Moosie: I can see him wearing something with lots of sequines and going ta-DAAAA and swishing around a lot

Sailorhathor: and that he does, lol!

Sailorhathor: what else can you do for a living when you look like that?

Moosie: is he supposed to be like, macho Siegfried and Roy or something?

Sailorhathor: I believe so

Moosie: hmm, it isn't working

Sailorhathor: lords his power over his gorgeous assistants and Pam, squishing them into tiny boxes

Sailorhathor: which isn't easy, with her rack

Moosie: I was going to say, did her boobs take up half the box

Sailorhathor: when they did this one trick, I thought I heard something pop

Moosie: did she come out lopsided?

Sailorhathor: she toppled over

Moosie: and then did he magic her boob back on?

Sailorhathor: why yes

Moosie: neat!

Sailorhathor: and then he flourished

Moosie: heehee

Sailorhathor: hee, I like when you said he looks like someone who would swish around a lot

Moosie: he does

Moosie: I'm picturing him in a cape

Moosie: like, one of those cape that are sparkly on the top and shiny on the bottom, you know?

Sailorhathor: can't really see him flipping burgers, huh? *flip* *swish* *makes the burger disappear*

Sailorhathor: yes, I can picture it

Moosie: i can see him in like a white-sparkly suit with a pink satin lined cape

Sailorhathor: you're making him sound like Elvis in the later years

Moosie: but can't you see him nancing around in a pink cape, trying to act macho

Moosie: and people will say "You may have the face of a techno club bouncer, but you still wear a friggin cape."

Sailorhathor: the only problem is that I've seen him on late night talk shows and such wearing black, so I always picture him in black nancing around

Sailorhathor: techno club bouncer, rofl!

Moosie: hmm, i'm seeing sparkles and pink

Moosie: but I could also see him in a tight black muscle shirt

Moosie: like Simon Cowell or something

Sailorhathor: so you see how strange my libido can be sometimes

Sailorhathor: sometimes it goes for substance, other times it just goes, "Pretty! Muscley! Big! Me like!"

Moosie: dude, you're talking to a chick that has fantasized about Beetlejuice, don't even start about a weird libido

Sailorhathor: then you understand

Moosie: very much so

Sailorhathor: my sister in solidarity

Moosie: indeed

Sailorhathor: my libido will turn anything into a sex show. Magic tricks, they're so sexy! O_o?

Moosie: yeah, what's attractive about a dead guy?

Sailorhathor: we're so weird! AhHAhahahahaha!

Sailorhathor: and now this word from Trojan Condoms

Sailorhathor: and I have in the past found Carrottop attractive. He's funny.

Moosie: i have to admit, I saw him on Last Comic Standing and was amused

Sailorhathor: but he DOES look like the Wendy's girl if you put his hair up

Moosie: XD

Moosie: he totally does

Sailorhathor: he does jokes about going thru the Wendy's drivethrough and yelling, "Don't make me come in there!"
Moosie: heehee

Sailorhathor: any other hideously odd-looking people you are attracted to?

Moosie: *cough* Weird Al Yankovic

Sailorhathor: BAHAHAHAHA

Sailorhathor: I can see it. He's very funny.

Moosie: okay, now you have to tell me one of yours

Sailorhathor: I already told you two!

Moosie: eh, Carrot Top isn't that weird

Sailorhathor: yes he is

Sailorhathor: but lemme think...

Sailorhathor: I had a brief thing for the drummer for Bon Jovi

Sailorhathor: he fugly

Moosie: mm, don't know him

Sailorhathor: google tico torres

Tico "Doodoochin" Torres

Moosie: hmm, he's not too bad

Moosie: in like, an out-of-work porn star sort of way

Sailorhathor: lol, he does look like someone who worked in porn 20 years ago

Sailorhathor: that's all I got. I can't think of anymore.

Sailorhathor: I think you win.

Moosie: with Beetlejuice and Weird Al?

Sailorhathor: yes

Moosie: and I was a bit attracted to the Autobots in the Transformers movie

Moosie: i don't even know what to do with that

Sailorhathor: that's like getting hot over the terminator when he's lost his skin

Moosie: no, he even looks remotely human. These looked like a pile of car parts

Moosie: but you know, it's not like i'm attracted to only weird guys

Sailorhathor: oh I know, there are some actual men with attractive faces that you drool over

Moosie: oh yeah

Sailorhathor: like Johnny

Moosie: god yes

Sailorhathor: those are the ones that everyone understands