Please do not squick the Laurels
Aug. 15th, 2008 02:16 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sailorhathorFor those watching the Olympics, was anyone else put off by Nastia Liukin acting like a stuck-up little sourpuss until the end? Half the time it was like she was just going through the motions; "Yeah, whatever, I'm the best in the world, flip, flip, tumble, yaaaaawn." Lucky for her she's good. When I watch her, I seriously question whether or not she loves gymnastics, which are the routines I don't really enjoy watching that much. Smile, bitch, you're on Olympic camera.
Some of the male athletes are making me drool. Look at those fine, muscular upper arms. That one swimmer from America, Lochte? And the Japanese gymnast who got the silver? Ohhhh *faints*
Although, can we put a bag over Michael Phelps' head? :P Yeah, good swimmer, but face of a Collie.
People have been posting a lot of fanfic lately that has been squicking the hell out of me. From now on, I declare a ban on stories with the following couples (I can't help it if everyone will ignore my insane abuse of non-power):
1. Dean/Chloe from "Smallville." Bad imbalance of attractiveness. I just... no.
2. Ash/anyone. Ash looks like Achey Breaky Billy Ray Cyrus. That haircut isn't even attractive to metalheads. Naked Ash was nauseating. Not even cute when it's with Jo. No thanks.
3. Bobby/anyone hot. Please stop it.
4. Any of the Ghostfacers/anyone else. Are you on drugs? I doubt even the writer really found that hot.
5. Xander/Spike. WHY is this couple so popular? Thanks a lot, I just ate. *gag... gag* Not only would it never happen, but it's another imbalance of Hawt.
6. Special mention for Bobby/Ruby. *feeble* Mercy. Merrrrcyyyy.
Enough of that before I completely lose my sex drive.
Some of the male athletes are making me drool. Look at those fine, muscular upper arms. That one swimmer from America, Lochte? And the Japanese gymnast who got the silver? Ohhhh *faints*
Although, can we put a bag over Michael Phelps' head? :P Yeah, good swimmer, but face of a Collie.
People have been posting a lot of fanfic lately that has been squicking the hell out of me. From now on, I declare a ban on stories with the following couples (I can't help it if everyone will ignore my insane abuse of non-power):
1. Dean/Chloe from "Smallville." Bad imbalance of attractiveness. I just... no.
2. Ash/anyone. Ash looks like Achey Breaky Billy Ray Cyrus. That haircut isn't even attractive to metalheads. Naked Ash was nauseating. Not even cute when it's with Jo. No thanks.
3. Bobby/anyone hot. Please stop it.
4. Any of the Ghostfacers/anyone else. Are you on drugs? I doubt even the writer really found that hot.
5. Xander/Spike. WHY is this couple so popular? Thanks a lot, I just ate. *gag... gag* Not only would it never happen, but it's another imbalance of Hawt.
6. Special mention for Bobby/Ruby. *feeble* Mercy. Merrrrcyyyy.
Enough of that before I completely lose my sex drive.
