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sailorhathorSome perfectly pretentious poetry by Laurel Violetpansyrose
An Ode to Today's Driver
Why the fuck
are you honking at me?
Pedestrians have the right of way,
idiot
Do not make a turn
while a pedestrian is in the crosswalk
or crossmock, as that kid from
the Stephen King book would say
What you just did was
SO ILLEGAL
Go back to driving school
Me first, you say!
Do you see that sign that says 'Walk'?
Not 'Run over the pedestrian like a jerk,'
but 'WALK'!
Get your head out of your ass
and look for people crossing the street
Hey!
Get off the fucking phone!
Citizens arrest!
Citizens arrest!
Asshole.
Thank you.
An Ode to Today's Driver
Why the fuck
are you honking at me?
Pedestrians have the right of way,
idiot
Do not make a turn
while a pedestrian is in the crosswalk
or crossmock, as that kid from
the Stephen King book would say
What you just did was
SO ILLEGAL
Go back to driving school
Me first, you say!
Do you see that sign that says 'Walk'?
Not 'Run over the pedestrian like a jerk,'
but 'WALK'!
Get your head out of your ass
and look for people crossing the street
Hey!
Get off the fucking phone!
Citizens arrest!
Citizens arrest!
Asshole.
Thank you.
