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[sailorhathor]

These questions are from alex_jon.

1. Have you ever used a perfectly clean, unsexual magazine(I.E. TV Guide and such) or book for masturbation?

I'd say yes, because non-porn type stuff has definitely turned me on.

2. Are there any actors, stars, idols, or people you know that you would simply have your way with them, drop them, then drop them from your life and mind?

Hmmm, the actor who plays Sean on Degrassi: The Next Generation is pretty hot. If he's 18, I'd like to do him, but I doubt we'd have anything to talk about once we're done. "Did you think the Sleestaks were hiding in your closet as a kid too?" "What are Sleestaks?" "What was your favorite Schoolhouse Rock video?" "Schoolhouse what?" Of course knowing my luck he's only 16 and I now look like a big cradlerobber.

3. Have you ever typed out personal fantasies in erotica form for your own purposes, only to delete them later, because their use was exhausted?

No. I keep everything I write. ~_^

4. Have you ever gone really REALLY slowly with a shopping cart behind a cute guy, just so you can visualize him enough, JUST IN CASE you decide you need a new face in your dreams?

No, I'd probably only do that if I was trying to admire his ass.

5. Have you ever gotten turned on by a completely unassuming person, such as a milkman or recycling pick-up guy?

Oh sure. Lots of the guys who do those jobs are long-hairs. :9

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I'm watching "Last Comic Standing" right now. These are supposed to be the finals; weird. I would have thought they'd eliminate one comic a week. Ralphie just did his act and he didn't do his best material. GO DAT!!!! Okay, I admit it, he's funny, and he has the cutest smile. ^__________^