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Sprinkler Company Office Bitch (Garland, TX)

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Date: 2010-04-17, 7:11PM CDT
Reply to: see below

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My dad owns a sprinkler company and needs somebody to answer phones, return calls, do some occasional billing and schedule appointments. He is a bossy grumpy nit-picking dude. For real. The office is in his home, the hours are flexible, and you may OCCASIONALLY bring your kid to work. He has a pool, and you'll need to sign a liability waiver. Right now you're looking at 20 hours/week, but that may increase as the season gets busier. I'm warning you right now, he's a hard dude to work for. Do your job and don't make any mistakes and he's cool(ish) though.

Please fax a resume' and some sort of letter telling him why it'd be a good idea to hire you (and he needs to wear readers, so if you make the font really big, that'll help) to 972-***-**** or call him at 214-***-****. His name is Chris. Good luck with that.

Requirements:

You MUST be able to read a Mapsco w/o making mistakes. That's THE most important thing.
You need to speak good English and sound professional(ish) on the phone.
You need to be able to use Microsoft Outlook to schedule appointments.
You need to be able to use a fax machine.

Location: Garland, TX
Compensation: $10/hour

(I blacked out the phone numbers just to be kind to the guy, lol.)