Meme

[sailorhathor]

Not in the mood to write more porn just yet, so I'm bored and feel like doing a meme. Saw it on just_kaye's journal.

If I were a color, I would be blue, because it's beautiful.
If I were a season, I would be warm, pleasant spring.
If I were a number, I would be 8. Place me on my side and I'm a symbol meaning infinityyyyyyy...
If I were a place, I would be Japan, so I can be fun and quirky as well as traditional and beautiful.
If I were a melody, I would be the guitar part at the beginning of "Stick to Your Guns" by Bon Jovi, because it's cool.
If I were an animal, I would be a spoiled, lazy cat. They get away with murder and people still love them.
If I were a car, I'd be a monster truck. Vroom vroom, smash!
If I were a time of the day, I'd be mysterious midnight.
If I were a day of the week, I'd be Friday, everyone loves me!
If I were a food, I'd be lasagna, delicious and rich.
If I were a book, I'd be Beloved Benjamin is Waiting by Jean Karl so I can be mysterious (again) and cool.
If I were a candy, I'd be a watermelon Jolly Rancher.
If I were a drink, I'd be a Coke so I can be classic. A Vanilla Coke, 'cause I'm a rebel.
If I were a song, I'd be something by Bon Jovi so I can be written by the BEST BAND EVER WOOOOOOOOOO!!
If I were a month of the year, I'd be March. All the best people ever were born in March. *evil grin*
If I were a decade, I'd be the groovy 70's.
If I were a word, I'd be Waddles, because it's an extremely amusing name for a fat pet.
If I were an element, I'd be water. Cool, clear, water (water...).

I feel like I'm on the Dating Game. These are Dating Game questions.

Hi, and welcome to "The Dating Game"!

Bachelor #1, if you were a color, what color would you be?

If I were a color, I would be black, the color of my underwear, which you'll get to see tonight, baby.

OOOOOOOOOOH! says the audience.

If I were a season, I would be winter, so I could wrap you in my snuggly, warm parka, baby.
If I were a number, I would be 3, the number of times we'll make love, baby.
If I were a place, I would be the inside of your underwear, baby.
If I were a melody, I would be oh you get it. Baby. ;)

I enjoyed this IM conversation.
Sammie is moonlitxmelody.

Sailorhathor [8:19 PM]: Hahaha, I have to make a list of jobs I applied for every week until I don't need the unemployment anymore, so I'm looking through jobs. Apparently, they are no longer called Receptionists according to this one company. Now they are the Director of First Impressions. XD
Sammie [8:20 PM]: snorts
Sammie [8:20 PM]: sure right
Sammie [8:20 PM]: like that title'll catch on
Sailorhathor [8:21 PM]: I hope not XD
Sailorhathor [8:21 PM]: THen I saw another job called Warden of Mailroom Operations and laughed and laughed until I realized the job was in a prison. XD
Sammie [8:24 PM]: LOLOLOL!
Sammie [8:24 PM]: Well that definitely explains the warden part
Sailorhathor [8:25 PM]: yeah, otherwise, it'd just be a bit much
Sailorhathor [8:25 PM]: I am the Warden of Retail Stocking! Yeah well I'm the Warden of Hot Dog on a Stick Management!