My world! Mine!

[sailorhathor]

Moosie popped offline to change computers. When she came back...

Moosie [11:36 PM]: gonna switch computers
Moosie [11:36 PM]: be back
Moosie [11:38 PM]: okay hi
Sailorhathor [11:38 PM]: hi ya :D
Moosie [11:38 PM]: hello
Moosie [11:38 PM]: so how've you been?
Sailorhathor [11:39 PM]: since you left, I've been okay ;)
Sailorhathor [11:39 PM]: conquered the world while you were gone
Moosie [11:39 PM]: nice
Moosie [11:40 PM]: can I get a cut?
Moosie [11:40 PM]: I wanna rule Spain
Sailorhathor [11:40 PM]: what country do you want?
Moosie [11:40 PM]: or maybe Scandanavia
Sailorhathor [11:40 PM]: Spain is yours
Sailorhathor [11:40 PM]: you can have Norway
Moosie [11:40 PM]: wee!
Moosie [11:40 PM]: I get oil and fish
Sailorhathor [11:41 PM]: I get Sweden and Belgium and Switzerland, because Sweden is one of my homelands, Belgium gave us Rene Magritte, and Switerzerland makes good cocoa and chocolate
Moosie [11:42 PM]: ohh, I'll come visit you in Switzerland for come chocolate
Sailorhathor [11:42 PM]: I'll allow it
Moosie [11:42 PM]: oh, I'll also take Brazil, for the rainforests
Sailorhathor [11:43 PM]: oh, oh, I claim Amsterdam for the debachery!
Sailorhathor [11:43 PM]: Brazil, she is yours!
Moosie [11:43 PM]: aww man, you got all the good weed!
Sailorhathor [11:43 PM]: you can have some
Moosie [11:44 PM]: Hmm, okay, I'll get Columbia, then swap you some coke for pot
Sailorhathor [11:44 PM]: it's a deal!
Moosie [11:44 PM]: wee!
Sailorhathor [11:44 PM]: we'll rule the drug market and make a killing off Snoop Dog alone
Moosie [11:44 PM]: sweet!
Sailorhathor [11:45 PM]: muhahahahaha *puts on drug dealer sunglasses and big fur coat*

Moosie [11:51 PM]: ohh, I claim Hawaii for myself!
Moosie [11:52 PM]: I'll build a tropical palace
Moosie [11:52 PM]: or something
Sailorhathor [11:52 PM]: damnit, I get to have a vacation house there, then. ANd my own beach. Laurel Rules Beach!
Moosie [11:52 PM]: I'll give you an Island
Moosie [11:53 PM]: You can have Oahu
Sailorhathor [11:53 PM]: alrighty
Moosie [11:53 PM]: But I get Kauai
Moosie [11:53 PM]: they have wild chicken there
Sailorhathor [11:53 PM]: that's a good island, isn't it? It's not all volcano rock?
Moosie [11:53 PM]: i think they're all volcano rock
Moosie [11:53 PM]: but it has chickens!
Sailorhathor [11:54 PM]: well I mean, you're not giving me a bum island, are you?
Moosie [11:54 PM]: Chickens, man, chickens! Fat, feathery, waddling chickens!
Moosie [11:54 PM]: Oahu has Waikiki beach
Moosie [11:54 PM]: and it has Honolulu
Sailorhathor [11:54 PM]: ninja chickens?
Sailorhathor [11:54 PM]: oooooh, okay, I'll take it
Moosie [11:55 PM]: no ninja chickens
Moosie [11:55 PM]: fat and happy chickens
Sailorhathor [11:55 PM]: until someone eats them
Sailorhathor [11:55 PM]: then they aint so happy
Moosie [11:55 PM]: I heard they don't taste so good
Sailorhathor [11:56 PM]: why not?
Moosie [11:56 PM]: i dunno, tough and chewy I think
Sailorhathor [11:56 PM]: that's why I like that chicken that's made especially for eating, it tastes good
Moosie [11:57 PM]: yes
Moosie [12:00 AM]: and I'll take Italy
Sailorhathor [12:00 AM]: as long as I can come have some spaghetti whenever I want
Moosie [12:00 AM]: yes you can
Sailorhathor [12:00 AM]: I want Australia and Japan and England
Moosie [12:01 AM]: and I'll come to you for hummus and gyros
Sailorhathor [12:01 AM]: alrighty
Moosie [12:01 AM]: okay, but I get to go snorkling on the great barrier reef
Sailorhathor [12:01 AM]: done!
Moosie [12:01 AM]: wee!
Sailorhathor [12:02 AM]: I'll take all the other Asian countries that make really awesome horror movies
Moosie [12:02 AM]: okay
Sailorhathor [12:02 AM]: yay, Thailand is mine!
Moosie [12:02 AM]: Hmm, I want the Pacific Northwest
Sailorhathor [12:03 AM]: you can have it, as long as I can still search for Bigfoot sometimes
Sailorhathor [12:03 AM]: and I get Disneyland
Sailorhathor [12:03 AM]: and Yosemite
Moosie [12:03 AM]: I get Disneyworld!
Sailorhathor [12:03 AM]: oh okay
Moosie [12:03 AM]: I've heard Disneyland is better
Sailorhathor [12:04 AM]: Disneyland is more compact and cheap, Disneyworld has lots of stuff but you have to pay for each park
Sailorhathor [12:04 AM]: but if you own it, you don't have to pay
Moosie [12:04 AM]: true
Sailorhathor [12:05 AM]: besides, it's not like my minions will keep you out of Disneyland
Moosie [12:05 AM]: sure
Sailorhathor [12:06 AM]: I get all of Texas
Moosie [12:06 AM]: fine
Moosie [12:06 AM]: have it
Moosie [12:07 AM]: I get new england
Sailorhathor [12:07 AM]: yeeee-haaaaaaw! *blam blam blam*
Sailorhathor [12:07 AM]: except I get the part of New Jersey where Jon Bon Jovi lives. You can have the rest.
Moosie [12:07 AM]: New Jersey isn't New England
Sailorhathor [12:07 AM]: I shall rename it New Awesomeband Land
Sailorhathor [12:07 AM]: But it's in there somewhere, isn't it?
Moosie [12:08 AM]: New CRAPband Land is more like it
Moosie [12:08 AM]: Oh snap!
Sailorhathor [12:08 AM]: OOOOH, just for that, I'm taking back Washington and putting it all in a woodchipper!
Sailorhathor [12:08 AM]: grindgrindgrind rrrrrr grind grind take it back!
Moosie [12:09 AM]: NOOO!
Moosie [12:09 AM]: *snatches away Washington*
Sailorhathor [12:09 AM]: And then I'm going to rename Houston "Pink Floyd Sucksburg"
Moosie [12:09 AM]: fine fine fine, you can rename New Jersey New Awesomeband Land
Sailorhathor [12:09 AM]: THANK you
Moosie [12:09 AM]: But I don't have to agree
Sailorhathor [12:09 AM]: no one said you had to agree
Sailorhathor [12:10 AM]: these are diplomatic negotiations, sometimes we have to comprimise
Moosie [12:10 AM]: sure
Sailorhathor [12:11 AM]: I want one side of Niagara Falls, so I can rename it Viagara Falls and giggle everytime I say it
Moosie [12:11 AM]: teehee
Moosie [12:11 AM]: done
Sailorhathor [12:11 AM]: I want the North Pole
Moosie [12:12 AM]: so you can hold Santa hostage?
Sailorhathor [12:12 AM]: um, no, it has nothing to do with controlling all of Santa's holdings
Sailorhathor [12:12 AM]: I just like penguins
Moosie [12:12 AM]: Penguins are in the south pole
Sailorhathor [12:13 AM]: walruses?
Moosie [12:13 AM]: umm, both?
Moosie [12:13 AM]: i think north pole actually is the one with walruses
Sailorhathor [12:13 AM]: which one has polar bears?
Moosie [12:13 AM]: north pole
Sailorhathor [12:13 AM]: then I like polar bears
Moosie [12:14 AM]: okay
Sailorhathor [12:14 AM]: so it's mine?
Moosie [12:14 AM]: yes
Sailorhathor [12:14 AM]: MUAHHAHAHAAHAHA elves and toys and candy cane posts, it's all mine!!!!!
Moosie [12:15 AM]: i hate to tell you, but that's all a myth
Moosie [12:15 AM]: Santa doesn't exist
Sailorhathor [12:15 AM]: look at all these stockings of Xmas candy, yumnumnumnum
Sailorhathor [12:15 AM]: SHUT UP JUST SHUT UP, WHAT DO YOU KNOW??? *hands over ears*
Sailorhathor [12:16 AM]: If Santa doesn't exist, then who's the fat man in the red suit?
Moosie [12:16 AM]: people pretending to be Santa
Sailorhathor [12:16 AM]: why would they pretend to be someone who doesn't exist?
Moosie [12:17 AM]: because we lie to children
Sailorhathor [12:18 AM]: maybe YOU do, but I tell the truth, because he's REAL, REAL I TELLS YA!
Moosie [12:18 AM]: okay fine
Moosie [12:18 AM]: you can go to the frozen wasteland in search of elves and candy
Sailorhathor [12:18 AM]: GOOD *eats Xmas chocolate*
Sailorhathor [12:19 AM]: I have a magic wand that keeps my toes and fingers from freezing off
Moosie [12:19 AM]: okay
Sailorhathor [12:20 AM]: now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to ride a reindeer to... where's a good place to go this time of year...?
Moosie [12:20 AM]: umm, dunno
Moosie [12:20 AM]: Mexico?
Sailorhathor [12:20 AM]: nah, I'm going to my own Hawaiian island
Moosie [12:21 AM]: just leave my chickens alone!
Sailorhathor [12:21 AM]: I will. KFC makes better ones.
Moosie [12:22 AM]: okay
Moosie [12:22 AM]: i just like feeding the chickens
Sailorhathor [12:22 AM]: that's fine, makes them nice and plump (jk)

Moosie [12:31 AM]: goodnight
Moosie [12:31 AM]: and thanks for conquering the world!
Sailorhathor [12:31 AM]: you're welcome!
Moosie [12:31 AM]: nite!

I CLAIM THIS CHEST IN THE NAME OF SPAIN!