I got a lump of coal in my stocking

[sailorhathor]

A song I wrote ten minutes ago on my Facebook:

o/` Santa's a member of the NRA
He shot Rudolph on Christmas Day
Rudy threw a shoe and he turned up lame
So if you miss Christmas, you know who's to blame
Santa's a member of the NRA
He shot Rudolph on Christmas Day! o/`

Happy Holidays!! Merry Christmas!! And all that jazz!!