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Nov. 26th, 2003 08:16 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sailorhathorI watched Touch this morning. My stream-of-consciousness 30-second review:
What's up with the beach blanket bingo theme song? Sounds like we should see a bunch of chicks from the 60's shimmying on the beach in bikinis. HEY, score by David Grohl! Is that THE Dave Grohl of Nirvana and Foo Fighters fame?! I'll have to check on that, that is SO cool. I don't think the music quite fits this movie, but it's cool. Ahhhh, Skeet. Gawd he's so cute. Look at him. Love that smile. He needs braces though. Still, mmmmmmm... oh puke, Tom Arnold. Somebody kill his career right now. He can only do comedy and not that great to begin with. Man he's annoying, get him off the screen. MORE SKEET, MORE SKEET! Woah, stigmata! And Skeet's undies peeking above his jeans, rrrreeeow. Where the hell is she going, I'd be running right to him to dress his Jesus wounds!
Okay, boring, boring, awkward dialogue, cute dialogue, was this written by two different people? I can see why people said this was a lousy WOAH SKEET'S NEARLY NAKED!! YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING BUT MR. HAPPY!! GAAAAAAAAAAAH ::head explodes::
And just when I get my head back together, THERE'S HIS BARE ASS! Duhomina!! Uhhhhh my name is Laurel and they let me use a fork today, duuuuuuuh... what a squeezable, spankable little butt that is. ::slurp!::
Who cares about the rest of the movie, MORE HARDCORE NUDITY!! Ooookay, on with your dull story. This really could have been a good movie, but... just lost its potential somewhere. Aaaaand, it's over. Blah. Dull. Could have been far better. BUT NAKED SKEET!!
They either make-upped out or airbrushed his heart surgery scar; it just wasn't there. In one scene, it seemed like Bridget Fonda was covering it with her hands. I kinda like scars; they give a person character. Proof that you've lived. ^_^
My sis called and invited my dad and I over for a Sunday late-Thanksgiving thing. My brother's family will be there too. I'll go since she called.
My Thanksgiving celebration is tomorrow, and I've got to put all the food together tonight to be ready to cook tomorrow. So would somebody tell me why I'm fucking around online?
Peanut Gallery: Internet addiction?
Me: That'd be it.
What's up with the beach blanket bingo theme song? Sounds like we should see a bunch of chicks from the 60's shimmying on the beach in bikinis. HEY, score by David Grohl! Is that THE Dave Grohl of Nirvana and Foo Fighters fame?! I'll have to check on that, that is SO cool. I don't think the music quite fits this movie, but it's cool. Ahhhh, Skeet. Gawd he's so cute. Look at him. Love that smile. He needs braces though. Still, mmmmmmm... oh puke, Tom Arnold. Somebody kill his career right now. He can only do comedy and not that great to begin with. Man he's annoying, get him off the screen. MORE SKEET, MORE SKEET! Woah, stigmata! And Skeet's undies peeking above his jeans, rrrreeeow. Where the hell is she going, I'd be running right to him to dress his Jesus wounds!
Okay, boring, boring, awkward dialogue, cute dialogue, was this written by two different people? I can see why people said this was a lousy WOAH SKEET'S NEARLY NAKED!! YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING BUT MR. HAPPY!! GAAAAAAAAAAAH ::head explodes::
And just when I get my head back together, THERE'S HIS BARE ASS! Duhomina!! Uhhhhh my name is Laurel and they let me use a fork today, duuuuuuuh... what a squeezable, spankable little butt that is. ::slurp!::
Who cares about the rest of the movie, MORE HARDCORE NUDITY!! Ooookay, on with your dull story. This really could have been a good movie, but... just lost its potential somewhere. Aaaaand, it's over. Blah. Dull. Could have been far better. BUT NAKED SKEET!!
They either make-upped out or airbrushed his heart surgery scar; it just wasn't there. In one scene, it seemed like Bridget Fonda was covering it with her hands. I kinda like scars; they give a person character. Proof that you've lived. ^_^
My sis called and invited my dad and I over for a Sunday late-Thanksgiving thing. My brother's family will be there too. I'll go since she called.
My Thanksgiving celebration is tomorrow, and I've got to put all the food together tonight to be ready to cook tomorrow. So would somebody tell me why I'm fucking around online?
Peanut Gallery: Internet addiction?
Me: That'd be it.
