Mememememememe

[sailorhathor]

I've done one like this before, but that was a long time ago. Saw it (this time) on embroiderama's journal.

Have you ever...

1. You can ONLY answer 'Yes' or 'No'

2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and asks - and, believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming. Nothing is exactly as it seems.

Kissed any one of your LiveJournal friends? - No
Been arrested? - No
Kissed someone you didn't like? - Yes
Slept in until 5 PM? - Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? - No
Held a snake? - No
Ran a red light? - No
Been suspended from school? - No
Experienced love at first sight? - No
Totaled your car in an accident? - No
Been fired from a job? - Yes
Fired somebody? - No
Sung karaoke? - No
Pointed a gun at someone? - Yes
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? - Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your eyes? - No
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? - Yes
Kissed in the rain? - No
Had a close brush with death (your own)? - Yes
Saw someone die? - Yes
Played Spin-the-Bottle? - No
Smoked a cigar? - No
Sat on a rooftop? - No
Smuggled something into another country? - No
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? - No
Broken a bone? - Yes
Skipped school? - Yes
Eaten a bug? - No
Sleepwalked? - Yes
Walked on a moonlit beach? - No
Ridden a motorcycle? - No
Dumped someone? - Yes
Forgotten your anniversary? - No
Lied to avoid a ticket? - No
Ridden in a helicopter? - No
Shaved your head? - No
Blacked out from drinking? - No
Played a prank on someone? - Yes
Hit a home run? - No
Felt like killing someone? - Yes
Cross-dressed? - No
Been falling-down drunk? - No
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? - No
Eaten snake? - No
Marched/Protested? - No...?
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? - No
Puked on an amusement ride? - No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? - Yes
Been in a band? - No
Knitted? - No
Been on TV? - Yes
Shot a gun? - Yes
Skinny-dipped? - No
Given someone stitches? - No
Eaten a whole habanero pepper? - No
Ridden a surfboard? - No
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? - Yes
Had surgery? - Yes
Streaked? - No
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? - Yes
Tripped on mushrooms? - No
Passed out when NOT drinking? - No...t that I can remember
Peed on a bush? - No
Donated Blood? - No
Grabbed electric fence? - No
Eaten alligator meat? - Yes
Eaten cheesecake? - Yes
Eaten your kids' Halloween candy? - Not possible
Killed an animal when NOT hunting? - No, unless you consider insects and spiders to be animals
Peed your pants in public? - Yes
Snuck into a movie without paying? - Yes and No (Snuck into a movie, yes, without paying, no)
Written graffiti? - Yes
Still love someone you shouldn't? - No
Think about the future? - Yes
Been in handcuffs? - No
Believe in love? - Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? - No. I do prefer a certain side of me to sleep on, but not the bed.