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LiveJournal Trading Cards Free Account Edition sailorhathor User Number: 858811 Date Created:1-17-2003 Number of Posts: 200 Laurel is a silly little girl who once tried to dig to China but didn't get there, so she just stayed here. Her most precious dream in life is either to actually get paid for making up all those stories, or to become the nanny to Skeet Ulrich's children so she always has an excuse to watch children's shows (come on Dora, let's go explore!) and can have threesomes every night with him and his wife. Chicka buckawow. Strengths: Easy-going, fun, making fun of everything in creation, cross-stitch... um, of death. Weaknesses: Men with rather large upper arms, long hair, devious little grins, Dean's French Onion Dip Special Skills: Looks really cool while headbanging, writes a mean sex story, makes good salsa and cream cheese dip... with sexy results Weapons: Blunt honesty, Triple Somersault Ball Kick, Lo-Fu, and doesn't mind using anything she can get her hands on to kick someone's ass (She'll break a chair ova yo head!) Number of Stuffed Animals and Action Figures Who are Staring at Laurel Right Now:: 24

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LiveJournal Tarot Cards Wands sailorhathor A large raccoon charges a battalion of soldiers, who look at it dumbfounded, like, "Is that raccoon really going to attack us? WTF??!!" The raccoon has a wand in its paw. Divinatory Meanings: Taking chances can yield triumphant results. CHARGE in there, soldier! Reversed: What, are you CRAZY?! You're a fucking RACCOON! Run and hide under a bridge until the war is over, or you'll wind up with a spear through your guts. Cuddly Quotient:: 84

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