Adult Survey

[sailorhathor]

The Ultra Personal and Adult Survey! Nicked from mynda's journal, who always seems to find the most interesting surveys. ;D


(x) I never have been drunk (tipsy, but never drunk)
(x) I never have smoked pot
(_) I HAVE NEVER KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(x) I HAVE NEVER KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX (not romantically, anyway)
(x) I HAVE NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(x) I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(_) I HAVE NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(x) I HAVE NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(x) I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX (not penetration)
(_) I never have been in love
(x) I never have had sex in public
(x) I never have been dumped
(_) I never shoplifted
(_) I never have been fired
(x) I never have been in a fistfight (only bitch slapping was involved)
(x) I never had a threesome (whimper)
(_) I never snuck out of my parents' house
(_) I never have been tied up (sexually)
(x) I never have been caught masturbating (I'm stealthy)
(_) I never pissed on myself (haven't we all been children doing the pee dance and didn't make it?)
(x) I never had sex with a member of the same sex
(x) I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(x) I never have been arrested
(x) I never made out with a stranger
(_) I never stole something from my job
(x) I never celebrated New Year's in Times Square
(x) I never went on a blind date
(_) I never lied to a friend
(_) I never had a crush on a teacher
(x) I never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
(x) I never have been to Europe
(_) I never skipped school
(x) I never slept with a co-worker
(x) I never cut myself on purpose
(x) I HAVE NEVER PURPOSELY SET A PART OF MYSELF ON FIRE (rofl)
(x) I never had sex at the office
(x) I've never been married
(x) I've never been divorced
(x) I HAVE NEVER THROWN UP IN A BAR
(x) I HAVE NEVER BEEN FISTED AND/OR HAVE NEVER FISTED ANYONE
(X) I never had sex with more than one person within the same week
(x) I never have posed nude
(x) I never got someone drunk just to have sex with them
(x) I never cheated on my significant other
(x) I never had sex with my boss
(x) I never have eaten snake meat
(x) I never jumped out of an airplane
(x) I have never been to a nudist event
(x) I have never been naked on the internet
(x) I have never had a foursome
(_) I have never played golf (miniature counts)
(_) I have never played truth or dare
(x) I have never been to the Southern Hemisphere
(_) I have never caught my parents having sex. (did see anything, but their door was locked and they were really cranky when I knocked XD)
(x) I have never been caught having sex by my parents.
(x) I have never been to a frat party.
(x) I have never had sex in an airplane. (never been on an airplane!)
(x) I have never made out in a tree. (Only time I was ever in a tree was in a treehouse)
(x) I HAVE NEVER EATEN SUSHI (not real sushi, just White Trash Sushi XD)
(x) I HAVE NEVER BEEN SNOWBOARDING
(_) I HAVE NEVER BEEN HAPPY WITH MYSELF
(_) I HAVE NEVER BEEN GIVEN A BLOWJOB/GIVEN A BLOWJOB TO SOMEONE ELSE
(_) I HAVE NEVER ENJOYED WATCHING PORN (FANFIC NOT INCLUDED)
(x) I HAVE NEVER PRETENDED TO BE SOMEONE I WASN'T
(x) I HAVE NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND

Why are some of these stuck on CAPS LOCK?