The survey from fucking Hell
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mynda, who even cut questions out, and it's still the longest survey ever.
> 001.What is your name? Laurel
> 002. Spell your name backwards. Lerual
> 003. Date of birth: March 2, 1973
> 004. Male or female? Female
> 005. Astrological sign: Pisces
> 006. Nicknames: Lo, Lolo, Lo-chan, Spacenut, Sailorhathor, Hat Hor (I'd turn around if someone called any of those names)
> 007. Occupation? Unemployed Admin Assist :(
> 008. Height: 5'1"
> 009. Contacts? nope, glasses
> 010. Hair color: light brown/dirty blonde with a red strand here and there
> 011. Eye color: Hazel green
> 012. Where were you born? Dallas, TX
> 013. Where are u located now? same
> 014. Age: 31
> 015. Screen names: Sailorhathor, PyrateScum, others
> 016. E-mail add: Sailorhathor@aol.com, laurel@dementedstuff.com, headmosquito@skeetulrich.net
> 017. What does your screen name stand for? Sailorhathor is a fanfic character of mine in the "Sailor Moon" universe. PyrateScum refers to space pirate characters of mine; someone already had PirateScum.
> 018. What is your Blurty name? I don't use that.
> 019. What does your diary name stand for? My what?
> 020. Pets: 5 guinea pigs named Chimmy (Chimney Soot Face), Lucy, Raccoon, Argo, and Custard Butt
> 021. Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake? I didn't have one.
> 022. Piercings? one in each ear
> 023. Tattoo's? None yet.
> 024. Shoe size: 7
> 025. Righty or lefty? Righty
> 026. Wearing: old white shirt, underwear, striped shorts
> 027. Hearing: tv commercial
> 028. Feeling: blecky 'cause I need a shower
> 029. Eating/drinking: cough drop
>
> . . . F r i 3 n d S t u F f. . .
> Which one of your friends is the....
> 030. Craziest? I hate these kinds of questions, because I never have enough friends to cover all of them, or people get their feelings hurt because I didn't say them. So I'm going to cheat. ^_^ My craziest friend is Crazy Ethel.
> 031. Loudest? Loud Larry
> 032. Nicest? No one is nice all of the time. Everyone is nice some of the time.
> 033. Bitchiest? Not saying. ¬_¬
> 034. Life of the party? Party Patty
> 035. Jock? Jocky Jack
> 036. Prep? I don't have preppy friends.
> 037. Rebel? Kaye has that in a screen name, so I'll say Kaye!
> 038. Cutest? Me, I'm cute. ::bats eyelashes::
> 039. Best friend of the same sex? Kaye
> 040. Best friend of the opposite sex? Best Friend Billy
> 042. Rudest? See "Bitchiest"
> 043. Most shy? uhhhh Rekka's always saying she's shy...
> 044. Dumbest? ME. In the "she can be such a ditz" way.
> 045. Smartest? I dunno, Vorok seems to be doing well in college in all those hard classes I avoided like the plague.
> 046. Weirdest? Me.
> 047. Has the best hair? LOL, I dunno. I thought Angela's looked pretty in those pictures of her.
> 048. Best personality? Pfffft, what a question. You name one person and everyone else gets offended. So, everyone!
> 049. Most talented? I have several talented friends.
> 050. Most ghetto? Pfft, like I have ghetto friends.
> 051. Most spoiled? No one I can think of; those who have money earned it.
> 052. Drama queen? Not going to say because they'll just use it as an excuse to drama queen. "Oh, Laurel called me a drama queen! Woooooe is meeeeee!"
> 053. Pain in the ass? KAYE. >:) Muhahahahaha. I kid 'cause I love.
> 054. Funniest? The Kids in the Hall. Um, I know them, yup. ::crosses fingers::
> 055. Best advice giver? Depends on what I want advice on.
> 056. Druggie? I don't hang with druggies if I can help it.
> 057. Most likely to join a cult? See Drama Queen.
> 058. Have you lost touch with a good friend recently? a couple :( Or rather, they lost touch with me.
> 059. Person you've been friends with the longest? Kaye
> 060. How many friends do you have on your buddy list? 55
>
> . . . GuYs /L0v3/KiSsiNg/AnD 0th3r StuFf. . .
> 061. Have you ever been in love? yes
> 062. How many people have you told "I love you"? lots
> 063. How many people have you been in love with? truly in love with, I'd say one
> 064. How many people have you kissed? I don't keep a chart.
> 065. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? relatives... in greeting or to say good-bye
> 066. How many people have you dated? 2 or 3
> 067. What do you look for in a guy/girl? They have to be accepting of my weirdness, first of all, because I'm not dating someone who tries to make me feel like I have to change to fit in. In fact, it's best if they love how odd I can be. Then, I like someone who is at least not physically repulsive to me, with a good sense of humor and pretty honest, who can take a joke and is pretty comfortable with who they are. Stuff like that.
> 068. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Whatever their best feature is. Also depends on which side I'm looking at. ;)
> 069. What type of guy/girl do you usually go for? You just asked this, didn't you? Weirdos who are a little freaky fit me fine.
> 070. Do you have a bf/gf? Not at this time
> 071. If so where did you meet them? N/A
> 072.What do you like about them? N/A
> 073. Do you have a crush right now? not on anyone in real life
> 074. If so who is it? n/a
> 075. Do you believe in love at first sight? it's possible
> 076. Do you remember your first love? Yes
> O77. Whos the first person you kissed? "Real" kiss: Chris
> 078. Do you believe in fate? yeah
> 079. Do you believe in soul mates? it's possible
> 080. If so do you believe you'll ever find yours? maybe?
>
> . . . F a m i L y S t u F f. . .
> 104. How many siblings do you have? 2
> 105. What are your parents names? Frank and Sylvia
> 106. What are your siblings names? Deidra and Mike
> 107. How many siblings does your mother have? 2
> 108. How many siblings does your father have? 3
> 109. Where are your parents from? North Carolina and right here
> 110. Is your family close? Eh. Not really anymore, though I have relatives I enjoy seeing from time to time.
> 111. Does your family get together for holidays? Kind of. Not like we did when I was a child.
> 112. Do you have a drunk uncle? As a matter of fact, yeah!
> 113. Any medical problems run through your family? cancer, sinus problems, gall stones
> 114. Does someone in your family wear a toupee? Not that I know of.
> 115. Do you have any nieces or nephews? one of each
> 116. Are your parents divorced? no
> 117. Do you have step parents? No
> 118. Has your family ever disowned another member of your family? yeah, that's happened
> 119. If so for what? my cousin was disowned for getting pregnant at 18, but they eventually made up
> 120. Did some of your family come to America from another country? of course
>
> M u s i C S t u F f. . .
> 121. What song do you swear was written about you or your life? Oh, lots of songs make me think of me. One I heard recently that made me go, "Ooooh, I like those lyrics, reminds me of me" was "Life Goes On" by Leann Rimes (I think).
> 122. What's the most embarrassing cd you own? uhhhh... Ace of Base?
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> 123. What's your faveorite cd you own? any Def Leppard or Bon Jovi
> 124. What song do you absolutely hate? There are several that would make me change the station.
> 125. Do you sing in the shower? not really
> 126. What song reminds you of that special someone? Many.
Questions 127-151 are being deleted cause they're annoying.
Awwwwww! Mynda did this. I wanna know what they weeeeeere...
> . . . F a v 0 r i T e Z. . .
> 152. Color: purple
> 153. Food: chicken
> 154. Song: many
> 155. Show: of all time, "Land of the Lost"
> 156. School subject: creative writing
> 157. Band/singer: Def Leppard
> 158. Animal: raccoon
> 159. Outfit: anything comfy
> 160. Radio station: 97.1
> 161. Movie: Ringu/The Ring or Poltergeist
> 162. Pair of shoes: sandals are the comfiest
> 163. Cartoon: If we're talking true cartoons, "Penelope Pitstop" springs to mind. If we're talking anime, "Space Battleship Yamato"/"Star Blazers" is my all time fave.
> 164. Actor: For looks and talent, Skeet Ulrich. For pure talent, Jimmy Stewart.
> 165. Actress: Sharon Stone
> 166. Potato chip: I can't have those anymore.
> 167. Drink: Fanta Apple
> 168. Alcholic drink: I had this drink made for me years ago that was blue alcohol mixed with orange juice (I think) that would turn green when you poured them together. It was cool. We called it a Ziploc but I'm not sure what the blue alcohol was called. (The Ziploc "yellow and blue make green!" commercial was all over the tv in those days.)
> 169. Holiday: Halloween and Christmas just aren't the same anymore, so I'll say my birthday.
> 170. Perfume/cologne: Poison
> 171. Pizza topping: Philly Cheesesteak
> 172. Jello flavor: Bleck.
> 173. Lunch meat: chicken
> 174. Board game: Stop Thief, Omega Virus
> 175. Video game: Alien vs. Predator
> 176. Website: occultopedia.com
> 177. Book: I have a few, but my current pet book is still "Beloved Benjamin is Waiting" by Jean Karl.
> 178. Computer game: Moraff's Mahjongg, or Elf Bowling
> 179. Number: Number 8, BURP! Number 8, BURP!
> 180. Cereal: Reese's Puffs
> 181. Comedian: The Kids in the Hall
> 182. Dessert: pie, cake
> 183. Disney character: Meeko, the raccoon from "Pocahontas"
> 184. Clothing store: Lane Bryant
> 185. Pastime: Fanfic
> 186: teacher: That one creative writing teacher I had whose name I now can't remember.
> 187. Childhood toy: Dolls, Barbies, Barbie house
> 188. Carnival game/ride: That thing that looks like a giant barrel, and you spin the wheel in the middle and it goes around really fast, pinning you up against the wall. They might call it Roll Out the Barrel, although some of them look like giant bears. A word of advice, if your kid is really squeamish and doesn't like for the barrel to spin too fast, don't put them on that ride, because it spoils the fun for everyone else who gets stuck in there with your whiny kid. :P The whole POINT is to spin the thing as fast as you can. Yes, I'm bitter. Carnival tickets are expensive and I don't like to waste them. As for games, I like the games where you pick a color, date, football team, etc, then they throw a ball into a thingie and whichever thing it lands on wins.
> 189. Candy bar: Twix
> 190. Magazine: none currently
> 191. Salad dressing: ranch
> 192. Thing to do on the weekend: same thing I do everyday
> 193. Hot drink: coacoa
> 194. Season: Spring
> 195. Sport to watch: figure skating
> 196. Person to talk to online: Whoever IMs me. :)
> 197. What color are your sheets? currently, white, light blue, and mauve striped
> 198. What color are your bedroom walls? white
> 199. Do you have posters on your wall? a few
> 200. If so of what? rock bands, unicorns
> 201. Do you have a tv in your bedroom? Yes, my adorable little 13 inch. ^_^
> 202. How many pillows are on your bed? 3, two regular ones and Pillow Kitty.
> 203. What do you normally sleep in? a comfy shirt and undies, sometimes shorts too
> 204. Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: Heh, I have this HUGE shirt that says, "LEAVE ME ALONE" on it that is very comfy.
> 205. What size bed do you have? twin
> 206. Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed? daybed
> 207. Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom? no
> 208. Do you listen to music while trying to fall asleep? yes
> 209. Describe the last nightmare you had: I detailed them in a previous lj entry. Any nightmares I've had since then, I did not remember.
> 210. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? I've got a couple on my bed, but I don't sleep holding them because they'll just wind up on the floor.
> 211. How many people can comfortably sleep in your bed? Only one, really. I'd try two if we had just had sex, but I wouldn't want to sleep like that every night.
> 212. Do you sleep in any unusual positions? Nah, they're all pretty standard.
> 213. Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling? Not anymore.
> 214. Do you snore? yes
> 216. Do you have an alarm clock in your room? yes
> 217. What color is the carpet in your room? brown
> 218. What's under your bed? board games and such
Where'd 219-298 go? :*(
> . . . N a m 3 G a m 3. . .
> What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?...
> 299. Jack: Bauer
> 300. Tiffany: lamp
> 301. Ben: Franklin
> 302. Maria: I just met a girl named Mariaaaaaaa...
> 303. Jennifer: Gilpin (girl I went to school with)
> 304. Nicole: Brown Simpson
> 305. Aimee: Osbourne
> 306. Adam: Eve
> 307. Richard: Hatem
> 308. Justin: Guarini
> 309. Arnold: Ziffel (you know, the pig? XD)
> 310. Tom: my Ferguson
> 311. Melissa: Manchester
> 312. Charlotte: Church
> 313. Harold: and Maude
> 314. John: Keel
> 315. Joel: Hodgson
> 316. Vanessa: Williams
> 317. Michelle: Meeshy ::waves::
> 318. Kevin: Burke (Soul Assassin!)
> 319. Brett: Michaels
> 320. Jake: E. Lee
> 321. Billy: Squier
> 322. Sarah: Smidge
> 323. Natalie: niece
> 324. Chrissy: Snow
> 325. Nick: the Dick
> 326. Linda: no comment
> 327. Tyler: Steven
> 328. Jordan: Catallano (too much MSCL)
> 329. Jamie: girl from "River's Edge"
> 330. Adrian: cool name ^_^
>
> . . . H a v 3 Y 0 u 3 v e R. . .
>
> 331. Mooned anyone? nah
> 332. Been on a diet? Yeah
> 333. Been to a foreign country? Down Mexico way...
> 334. Broken a bone? yes
> 335. Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling? Nope
> 336. Swear at a teacher? I swore in the *presence* of one and got chewed out, but I wasn't talking to her.
> 337. Talked to an LJ member via e-mails or instant messages? all the time
> 338. Got in a fight? What kind? Probably yes.
> 339. Dated a teacher? no
> 340. Laughed so hard you peed your pants? I've come close...
> 341. Thought about killing your enemy? Who hasn't?
> 342. Gone skinny dipping? nah
> 343. Met another LJ member in the flesh? Yep
> 344. Told a little white lie? Who hasn't?
> 345. Told a secret you swore not to tell? Oh sure.
> 346. Used a foreign object to masturbate? What do you consider a foreign object? Because pretty much anything you put in there is "foreign" to the environment. It's not like anyone's born with a dildo hanging out of them. O_O So, yes.
> 347. Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid? Uhhhh, I guess...
> 348. Been on tv? Yep
> 349. Been on the radio? Yep
> 350. Been in a mosh pit? no
> 351. Been to a concert? Yep
> 352. Dated one of your best friends? yes
> 353. Loved someone so much it makes you cry? I can't ever remember crying over him. If you mean romantically. I've cried over friends hurting me lots of times. Cried over deaths, of course.
> 354. Decieved somebody close to you? I think everybody does at some time.
> 355. Broken the law? Sure
> 356. Been to a rodeo? no
> 357. Been on a talk show? no
> 358. Been on a game show? Nope
> 359. Been on an airplane? no
> 360. Got to ride on a firetruck? no
> 361. Came close to dying? Yep
> 362. Cheated on a bf/gf? Nope
> 363. Gave someone a piggy back ride? yes
> 364. Terrorized a babysitter? My sister and I tried to fool our brother one time by leaving the door open, then hiding to make him think we'd been kidnapped while he was out of the house, but he didn't fall for it.
> 365. Made a mud pie? yup
> 366. Had a dream that you were falling off a cliff? I imagine I have.
> 367. Snuck out of the house at night? no, but I snuck back in with a drunk friend once
> 368. Been so drunk you don't remember your name? Never
> 369. Had an eating disorder? no
> 370. Felt like you didn't belong? all the time
> 371. Felt like the 3rd wheel? yes, except I was the fifth wheel
> 372. Smoked? only in dreams
> 373. Done drugs? No, although I enjoy me a good Vicodin prescription. It's the best thing about accidentally hurting yourself.
> 374. Stolen money from a poor person begging on the street? never
> 375. Had your tonsils removed? Nope
> 376. Gone to camp? Nope.
> 377. Won a belt? A belt? The fuck? Am I a wrestler?
> 378. Written a love letter? If you want to call it "love"...
> 379. Gone out of your way to be with the one you love? never really had the opportunity
> 380. Written a love poem? yes
> 381. Kissed in the rain? nope
> 382. Slow danced with someone you love? kinda
> 383. Participated in cyber sex? heh, yes
> 384. Faked an orgasm? nope
> 385. Stolen a kiss? nah
> 386. Asked a friend for relationship advice? eh, not really; haven't had a relationship in a long time
> 387. Had a friend steal your bf/gf? no
> 388. Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love? nah
> 389. Gotten a speeding ticket? Never
> 390. Done jail time? Nope
> 391. Had to wear a uniform to skool? Nope
> 392. Won a trophy? yes, for writing
> 393. Thrown up in public? yes
> 394. Bowled a perfect game? No
> 395. Failed/got held back? I failed a Trig class, and one six-week period in Science in junior high. That's it. Never held back.
> 396. Got perfect attendance: I highly doubt it.
> 397. Roasted pumpkin seeds? no
> 398. Taken ballet lessons: no
> 399. Attempted suicide? never attempted
> 400. Cut yourself? on accident
>
> . . . R a n D 0 m. . .
> 401. Do you believe in aliens? sort of, I think it's possible
> 402. Name 3 things that are next to your computer: books, action figures, scanner
> 403. Do you have any hidden talents? I don't really hide them.
> 404. Do you wish MTV would play music videos? I wish they'd play the videos I grew up with, plus reruns of "Beavis and Butthead."
> 405. If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be? horror or horror spoof
> 406. What would your movie star name be? Laurel Sheffield ::whisks hair back and puts on sunglasses:: or Clarissa Clarke. Or I'd just stick with my real name.
> 407. Do you play any sports? Nothing serious
> 408. What's the scariest movie you've ever seen? Ringu/The Ring. Few movies give me nightmares like that one did.
> 409. What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently? Ringu
> 410. What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen? Weekend at Bernie's
> 411. Do you drive? no
> 412. What is your dream car? robot-driven
> 413. Do you think you're good looking? I'm cute, but fat. If I were thin, I think I'd be happier with my looks.
> 414. Do others think you are good looking? You'd have to ask them.
> 415. Would you ever sky dive? never
> 416. Do you believe in Bigfoot? I think it's possible that he exists and I'd be excited to read about it if they found one, but in general, nah.
> 417. How many bedrooms do you have in your house? 4
> 418. Are you afraid of roller coasters? very
> 419. Do you believe in God? yes, but not a traditional Christian view of God
> 420. Do you believe in Satan? not the traditional view
> 421. Do you believe there is a heaven? some form of it, not traditional
> 422. Do you believe there is a hell? some form of it, not traditional
> 423. Do you own a pool table? Nope
> 424. Do you have a pool? no
> 425. Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen? Yep
> 426. Do you like chocolate? Yes
> 427. Who/what is on your 2004 calendar? scenic Texas
> 428. How many U.S. states have you been to? about 7
> 429. Ever wished on a shooting star? never saw one
> 430. Best Halloween costume you ever wore? cat?
> 431. Do you carry any weapons on you? a pocket knife...
> 432. What is your weakness? Skeet Ulrich @_@ ::melt melt::
> 433. Name something you can't get enough of: ranch-flavored Quakes
> 434. Describe yourself in 3 adjectives: silly, strange, sexual
> 435. How many kids do you want to have? at the most, 2
> 436. Future daughters names: uhhhh too lazy to type this again, this was just on another survey
> 437. Future sons names: ditto
> 438. What is your ideal way to die? I like Mynda's answer: Uh... hm... either quietly and painlessly, or something completely newsworthy... like a plane crash or a bungee jumping accident at 87 y/o... lol
> 439. How do you release stress? talking about it
> 440. Are you a trendy person? not really
> 441. Are you an artistic person? yeah
> 442. Are you a realistic person? at times
> 443. Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off? No.
> 445. Are you a strong person? emotionally
> 446. Are you a strong willed person? yes
> 447. Who is the last person to e-mail you? got a lj comment in email
> 448. Who is the last person to IM you? Kaye
> 449. Do you hate chain e-mails? YES
> 450. Are you a deep sleeper? not really, but I can usually go back to sleep if someone wakes me using the bathroom or something mundane like that
> 451. Are you a good story teller? yeah
> 452. What do you believe is your best quality? my ability to forgive
> 453. What is your greatest accomplishment? stuff I've written that I'm really proud of
> 454. Do you like to burn candles or incense? yeah
> 455. Do you do yoga? No
> 456. Do you have your own credit card? not anymore
> 457. Let's say you win the lotto: what do you do with the money? Tell everybody who ever held anything over my head to fuck off, buy presents for everyone, buy a house, travel, and LIVE LIVE LIVE.
> 459. Do you have a check book? Yes
> 460. Do you like your driver's license picture? it's cute
> 461. Do you tan easily? no
> 462. What color is your hair naturally? light brown/dishwater blonde
> 463.how many fillings do you have? none, I need to go to the dentist badly
> 464. How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit? I don't know, I went in for my wisdom teeth.
> 465. Worst feeling in the world? That your own family doesn't care what happens to you.
> 466. Best feeling in the world? Being loved.
> 467. Is the glass half empty or half full? half full
> 468. Last thing you downloaded? a picture?
> 469. Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life? Ummm, only when we're talking about the net?
> 470. What do you think people think of you? I think that people think I'm really sexually experienced, but I'm not. I'm just really horny.
> 471. Are you a likeable person? I think so
> 472. Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance? Nope
> 473. Whats the best way to be proposed to? romantically, where it's a big surprise
> 474. Are you in love right now? nah
> 475. If so, with who? N/A
> 476. When are you moving? Huh? Strange question. I have no idea.
> 477. What's your favorite phrase? Most people are unhappy because they want to be. And "No gnus is good gnus with Gary... Gnu!" from "The Great Space Coaster." That's just always stuck with me and I STILL say it all the time.
Hehheh, the funny thing is, this survey took so long that I had eaten dinner and taken a shower before it was done. :D
Arrrrgh, this rash on my arm won't go away. It's either psoriasis or eczema - it basically fits both descriptions. Red, bumpy, scaly, and ITCHY AS FUCKING HELL. AHHHHHH ::scratchscratchscratchscratch:: ::puts Cortizone all over it:: Ahhhhh. My medical book says it could be an allergy to certain foods that causes it, and a common food to be allergic to is CHOCOLATE. Nooooooooo musthavechocolateygoodness! I'd rather be allergic to... squash, yeah! But that wouldn't make any sense since I never eat it. :( ;) Ohhhh well, one day I'll find out.
mynda, who even cut questions out, and it's still the longest survey ever.> 001.What is your name? Laurel
> 002. Spell your name backwards. Lerual
> 003. Date of birth: March 2, 1973
> 004. Male or female? Female
> 005. Astrological sign: Pisces
> 006. Nicknames: Lo, Lolo, Lo-chan, Spacenut, Sailorhathor, Hat Hor (I'd turn around if someone called any of those names)
> 007. Occupation? Unemployed Admin Assist :(
> 008. Height: 5'1"
> 009. Contacts? nope, glasses
> 010. Hair color: light brown/dirty blonde with a red strand here and there
> 011. Eye color: Hazel green
> 012. Where were you born? Dallas, TX
> 013. Where are u located now? same
> 014. Age: 31
> 015. Screen names: Sailorhathor, PyrateScum, others
> 016. E-mail add: Sailorhathor@aol.com, laurel@dementedstuff.com, headmosquito@skeetulrich.net
> 017. What does your screen name stand for? Sailorhathor is a fanfic character of mine in the "Sailor Moon" universe. PyrateScum refers to space pirate characters of mine; someone already had PirateScum.
> 018. What is your Blurty name? I don't use that.
> 019. What does your diary name stand for? My what?
> 020. Pets: 5 guinea pigs named Chimmy (Chimney Soot Face), Lucy, Raccoon, Argo, and Custard Butt
> 021. Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake? I didn't have one.
> 022. Piercings? one in each ear
> 023. Tattoo's? None yet.
> 024. Shoe size: 7
> 025. Righty or lefty? Righty
> 026. Wearing: old white shirt, underwear, striped shorts
> 027. Hearing: tv commercial
> 028. Feeling: blecky 'cause I need a shower
> 029. Eating/drinking: cough drop
>
> . . . F r i 3 n d S t u F f. . .
> Which one of your friends is the....
> 030. Craziest? I hate these kinds of questions, because I never have enough friends to cover all of them, or people get their feelings hurt because I didn't say them. So I'm going to cheat. ^_^ My craziest friend is Crazy Ethel.
> 031. Loudest? Loud Larry
> 032. Nicest? No one is nice all of the time. Everyone is nice some of the time.
> 033. Bitchiest? Not saying. ¬_¬
> 034. Life of the party? Party Patty
> 035. Jock? Jocky Jack
> 036. Prep? I don't have preppy friends.
> 037. Rebel? Kaye has that in a screen name, so I'll say Kaye!
> 038. Cutest? Me, I'm cute. ::bats eyelashes::
> 039. Best friend of the same sex? Kaye
> 040. Best friend of the opposite sex? Best Friend Billy
> 042. Rudest? See "Bitchiest"
> 043. Most shy? uhhhh Rekka's always saying she's shy...
> 044. Dumbest? ME. In the "she can be such a ditz" way.
> 045. Smartest? I dunno, Vorok seems to be doing well in college in all those hard classes I avoided like the plague.
> 046. Weirdest? Me.
> 047. Has the best hair? LOL, I dunno. I thought Angela's looked pretty in those pictures of her.
> 048. Best personality? Pfffft, what a question. You name one person and everyone else gets offended. So, everyone!
> 049. Most talented? I have several talented friends.
> 050. Most ghetto? Pfft, like I have ghetto friends.
> 051. Most spoiled? No one I can think of; those who have money earned it.
> 052. Drama queen? Not going to say because they'll just use it as an excuse to drama queen. "Oh, Laurel called me a drama queen! Woooooe is meeeeee!"
> 053. Pain in the ass? KAYE. >:) Muhahahahaha. I kid 'cause I love.
> 054. Funniest? The Kids in the Hall. Um, I know them, yup. ::crosses fingers::
> 055. Best advice giver? Depends on what I want advice on.
> 056. Druggie? I don't hang with druggies if I can help it.
> 057. Most likely to join a cult? See Drama Queen.
> 058. Have you lost touch with a good friend recently? a couple :( Or rather, they lost touch with me.
> 059. Person you've been friends with the longest? Kaye
> 060. How many friends do you have on your buddy list? 55
>
> . . . GuYs /L0v3/KiSsiNg/AnD 0th3r StuFf. . .
> 061. Have you ever been in love? yes
> 062. How many people have you told "I love you"? lots
> 063. How many people have you been in love with? truly in love with, I'd say one
> 064. How many people have you kissed? I don't keep a chart.
> 065. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? relatives... in greeting or to say good-bye
> 066. How many people have you dated? 2 or 3
> 067. What do you look for in a guy/girl? They have to be accepting of my weirdness, first of all, because I'm not dating someone who tries to make me feel like I have to change to fit in. In fact, it's best if they love how odd I can be. Then, I like someone who is at least not physically repulsive to me, with a good sense of humor and pretty honest, who can take a joke and is pretty comfortable with who they are. Stuff like that.
> 068. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Whatever their best feature is. Also depends on which side I'm looking at. ;)
> 069. What type of guy/girl do you usually go for? You just asked this, didn't you? Weirdos who are a little freaky fit me fine.
> 070. Do you have a bf/gf? Not at this time
> 071. If so where did you meet them? N/A
> 072.What do you like about them? N/A
> 073. Do you have a crush right now? not on anyone in real life
> 074. If so who is it? n/a
> 075. Do you believe in love at first sight? it's possible
> 076. Do you remember your first love? Yes
> O77. Whos the first person you kissed? "Real" kiss: Chris
> 078. Do you believe in fate? yeah
> 079. Do you believe in soul mates? it's possible
> 080. If so do you believe you'll ever find yours? maybe?
>
> . . . F a m i L y S t u F f. . .
> 104. How many siblings do you have? 2
> 105. What are your parents names? Frank and Sylvia
> 106. What are your siblings names? Deidra and Mike
> 107. How many siblings does your mother have? 2
> 108. How many siblings does your father have? 3
> 109. Where are your parents from? North Carolina and right here
> 110. Is your family close? Eh. Not really anymore, though I have relatives I enjoy seeing from time to time.
> 111. Does your family get together for holidays? Kind of. Not like we did when I was a child.
> 112. Do you have a drunk uncle? As a matter of fact, yeah!
> 113. Any medical problems run through your family? cancer, sinus problems, gall stones
> 114. Does someone in your family wear a toupee? Not that I know of.
> 115. Do you have any nieces or nephews? one of each
> 116. Are your parents divorced? no
> 117. Do you have step parents? No
> 118. Has your family ever disowned another member of your family? yeah, that's happened
> 119. If so for what? my cousin was disowned for getting pregnant at 18, but they eventually made up
> 120. Did some of your family come to America from another country? of course
>
> M u s i C S t u F f. . .
> 121. What song do you swear was written about you or your life? Oh, lots of songs make me think of me. One I heard recently that made me go, "Ooooh, I like those lyrics, reminds me of me" was "Life Goes On" by Leann Rimes (I think).
> 122. What's the most embarrassing cd you own? uhhhh... Ace of Base?
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> 123. What's your faveorite cd you own? any Def Leppard or Bon Jovi
> 124. What song do you absolutely hate? There are several that would make me change the station.
> 125. Do you sing in the shower? not really
> 126. What song reminds you of that special someone? Many.
Questions 127-151 are being deleted cause they're annoying.
Awwwwww! Mynda did this. I wanna know what they weeeeeere...
> . . . F a v 0 r i T e Z. . .
> 152. Color: purple
> 153. Food: chicken
> 154. Song: many
> 155. Show: of all time, "Land of the Lost"
> 156. School subject: creative writing
> 157. Band/singer: Def Leppard
> 158. Animal: raccoon
> 159. Outfit: anything comfy
> 160. Radio station: 97.1
> 161. Movie: Ringu/The Ring or Poltergeist
> 162. Pair of shoes: sandals are the comfiest
> 163. Cartoon: If we're talking true cartoons, "Penelope Pitstop" springs to mind. If we're talking anime, "Space Battleship Yamato"/"Star Blazers" is my all time fave.
> 164. Actor: For looks and talent, Skeet Ulrich. For pure talent, Jimmy Stewart.
> 165. Actress: Sharon Stone
> 166. Potato chip: I can't have those anymore.
> 167. Drink: Fanta Apple
> 168. Alcholic drink: I had this drink made for me years ago that was blue alcohol mixed with orange juice (I think) that would turn green when you poured them together. It was cool. We called it a Ziploc but I'm not sure what the blue alcohol was called. (The Ziploc "yellow and blue make green!" commercial was all over the tv in those days.)
> 169. Holiday: Halloween and Christmas just aren't the same anymore, so I'll say my birthday.
> 170. Perfume/cologne: Poison
> 171. Pizza topping: Philly Cheesesteak
> 172. Jello flavor: Bleck.
> 173. Lunch meat: chicken
> 174. Board game: Stop Thief, Omega Virus
> 175. Video game: Alien vs. Predator
> 176. Website: occultopedia.com
> 177. Book: I have a few, but my current pet book is still "Beloved Benjamin is Waiting" by Jean Karl.
> 178. Computer game: Moraff's Mahjongg, or Elf Bowling
> 179. Number: Number 8, BURP! Number 8, BURP!
> 180. Cereal: Reese's Puffs
> 181. Comedian: The Kids in the Hall
> 182. Dessert: pie, cake
> 183. Disney character: Meeko, the raccoon from "Pocahontas"
> 184. Clothing store: Lane Bryant
> 185. Pastime: Fanfic
> 186: teacher: That one creative writing teacher I had whose name I now can't remember.
> 187. Childhood toy: Dolls, Barbies, Barbie house
> 188. Carnival game/ride: That thing that looks like a giant barrel, and you spin the wheel in the middle and it goes around really fast, pinning you up against the wall. They might call it Roll Out the Barrel, although some of them look like giant bears. A word of advice, if your kid is really squeamish and doesn't like for the barrel to spin too fast, don't put them on that ride, because it spoils the fun for everyone else who gets stuck in there with your whiny kid. :P The whole POINT is to spin the thing as fast as you can. Yes, I'm bitter. Carnival tickets are expensive and I don't like to waste them. As for games, I like the games where you pick a color, date, football team, etc, then they throw a ball into a thingie and whichever thing it lands on wins.
> 189. Candy bar: Twix
> 190. Magazine: none currently
> 191. Salad dressing: ranch
> 192. Thing to do on the weekend: same thing I do everyday
> 193. Hot drink: coacoa
> 194. Season: Spring
> 195. Sport to watch: figure skating
> 196. Person to talk to online: Whoever IMs me. :)
> 197. What color are your sheets? currently, white, light blue, and mauve striped
> 198. What color are your bedroom walls? white
> 199. Do you have posters on your wall? a few
> 200. If so of what? rock bands, unicorns
> 201. Do you have a tv in your bedroom? Yes, my adorable little 13 inch. ^_^
> 202. How many pillows are on your bed? 3, two regular ones and Pillow Kitty.
> 203. What do you normally sleep in? a comfy shirt and undies, sometimes shorts too
> 204. Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: Heh, I have this HUGE shirt that says, "LEAVE ME ALONE" on it that is very comfy.
> 205. What size bed do you have? twin
> 206. Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed? daybed
> 207. Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom? no
> 208. Do you listen to music while trying to fall asleep? yes
> 209. Describe the last nightmare you had: I detailed them in a previous lj entry. Any nightmares I've had since then, I did not remember.
> 210. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? I've got a couple on my bed, but I don't sleep holding them because they'll just wind up on the floor.
> 211. How many people can comfortably sleep in your bed? Only one, really. I'd try two if we had just had sex, but I wouldn't want to sleep like that every night.
> 212. Do you sleep in any unusual positions? Nah, they're all pretty standard.
> 213. Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling? Not anymore.
> 214. Do you snore? yes
> 216. Do you have an alarm clock in your room? yes
> 217. What color is the carpet in your room? brown
> 218. What's under your bed? board games and such
Where'd 219-298 go? :*(
> . . . N a m 3 G a m 3. . .
> What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?...
> 299. Jack: Bauer
> 300. Tiffany: lamp
> 301. Ben: Franklin
> 302. Maria: I just met a girl named Mariaaaaaaa...
> 303. Jennifer: Gilpin (girl I went to school with)
> 304. Nicole: Brown Simpson
> 305. Aimee: Osbourne
> 306. Adam: Eve
> 307. Richard: Hatem
> 308. Justin: Guarini
> 309. Arnold: Ziffel (you know, the pig? XD)
> 310. Tom: my Ferguson
> 311. Melissa: Manchester
> 312. Charlotte: Church
> 313. Harold: and Maude
> 314. John: Keel
> 315. Joel: Hodgson
> 316. Vanessa: Williams
> 317. Michelle: Meeshy ::waves::
> 318. Kevin: Burke (Soul Assassin!)
> 319. Brett: Michaels
> 320. Jake: E. Lee
> 321. Billy: Squier
> 322. Sarah: Smidge
> 323. Natalie: niece
> 324. Chrissy: Snow
> 325. Nick: the Dick
> 326. Linda: no comment
> 327. Tyler: Steven
> 328. Jordan: Catallano (too much MSCL)
> 329. Jamie: girl from "River's Edge"
> 330. Adrian: cool name ^_^
>
> . . . H a v 3 Y 0 u 3 v e R. . .
>
> 331. Mooned anyone? nah
> 332. Been on a diet? Yeah
> 333. Been to a foreign country? Down Mexico way...
> 334. Broken a bone? yes
> 335. Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling? Nope
> 336. Swear at a teacher? I swore in the *presence* of one and got chewed out, but I wasn't talking to her.
> 337. Talked to an LJ member via e-mails or instant messages? all the time
> 338. Got in a fight? What kind? Probably yes.
> 339. Dated a teacher? no
> 340. Laughed so hard you peed your pants? I've come close...
> 341. Thought about killing your enemy? Who hasn't?
> 342. Gone skinny dipping? nah
> 343. Met another LJ member in the flesh? Yep
> 344. Told a little white lie? Who hasn't?
> 345. Told a secret you swore not to tell? Oh sure.
> 346. Used a foreign object to masturbate? What do you consider a foreign object? Because pretty much anything you put in there is "foreign" to the environment. It's not like anyone's born with a dildo hanging out of them. O_O So, yes.
> 347. Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid? Uhhhh, I guess...
> 348. Been on tv? Yep
> 349. Been on the radio? Yep
> 350. Been in a mosh pit? no
> 351. Been to a concert? Yep
> 352. Dated one of your best friends? yes
> 353. Loved someone so much it makes you cry? I can't ever remember crying over him. If you mean romantically. I've cried over friends hurting me lots of times. Cried over deaths, of course.
> 354. Decieved somebody close to you? I think everybody does at some time.
> 355. Broken the law? Sure
> 356. Been to a rodeo? no
> 357. Been on a talk show? no
> 358. Been on a game show? Nope
> 359. Been on an airplane? no
> 360. Got to ride on a firetruck? no
> 361. Came close to dying? Yep
> 362. Cheated on a bf/gf? Nope
> 363. Gave someone a piggy back ride? yes
> 364. Terrorized a babysitter? My sister and I tried to fool our brother one time by leaving the door open, then hiding to make him think we'd been kidnapped while he was out of the house, but he didn't fall for it.
> 365. Made a mud pie? yup
> 366. Had a dream that you were falling off a cliff? I imagine I have.
> 367. Snuck out of the house at night? no, but I snuck back in with a drunk friend once
> 368. Been so drunk you don't remember your name? Never
> 369. Had an eating disorder? no
> 370. Felt like you didn't belong? all the time
> 371. Felt like the 3rd wheel? yes, except I was the fifth wheel
> 372. Smoked? only in dreams
> 373. Done drugs? No, although I enjoy me a good Vicodin prescription. It's the best thing about accidentally hurting yourself.
> 374. Stolen money from a poor person begging on the street? never
> 375. Had your tonsils removed? Nope
> 376. Gone to camp? Nope.
> 377. Won a belt? A belt? The fuck? Am I a wrestler?
> 378. Written a love letter? If you want to call it "love"...
> 379. Gone out of your way to be with the one you love? never really had the opportunity
> 380. Written a love poem? yes
> 381. Kissed in the rain? nope
> 382. Slow danced with someone you love? kinda
> 383. Participated in cyber sex? heh, yes
> 384. Faked an orgasm? nope
> 385. Stolen a kiss? nah
> 386. Asked a friend for relationship advice? eh, not really; haven't had a relationship in a long time
> 387. Had a friend steal your bf/gf? no
> 388. Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love? nah
> 389. Gotten a speeding ticket? Never
> 390. Done jail time? Nope
> 391. Had to wear a uniform to skool? Nope
> 392. Won a trophy? yes, for writing
> 393. Thrown up in public? yes
> 394. Bowled a perfect game? No
> 395. Failed/got held back? I failed a Trig class, and one six-week period in Science in junior high. That's it. Never held back.
> 396. Got perfect attendance: I highly doubt it.
> 397. Roasted pumpkin seeds? no
> 398. Taken ballet lessons: no
> 399. Attempted suicide? never attempted
> 400. Cut yourself? on accident
>
> . . . R a n D 0 m. . .
> 401. Do you believe in aliens? sort of, I think it's possible
> 402. Name 3 things that are next to your computer: books, action figures, scanner
> 403. Do you have any hidden talents? I don't really hide them.
> 404. Do you wish MTV would play music videos? I wish they'd play the videos I grew up with, plus reruns of "Beavis and Butthead."
> 405. If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be? horror or horror spoof
> 406. What would your movie star name be? Laurel Sheffield ::whisks hair back and puts on sunglasses:: or Clarissa Clarke. Or I'd just stick with my real name.
> 407. Do you play any sports? Nothing serious
> 408. What's the scariest movie you've ever seen? Ringu/The Ring. Few movies give me nightmares like that one did.
> 409. What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently? Ringu
> 410. What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen? Weekend at Bernie's
> 411. Do you drive? no
> 412. What is your dream car? robot-driven
> 413. Do you think you're good looking? I'm cute, but fat. If I were thin, I think I'd be happier with my looks.
> 414. Do others think you are good looking? You'd have to ask them.
> 415. Would you ever sky dive? never
> 416. Do you believe in Bigfoot? I think it's possible that he exists and I'd be excited to read about it if they found one, but in general, nah.
> 417. How many bedrooms do you have in your house? 4
> 418. Are you afraid of roller coasters? very
> 419. Do you believe in God? yes, but not a traditional Christian view of God
> 420. Do you believe in Satan? not the traditional view
> 421. Do you believe there is a heaven? some form of it, not traditional
> 422. Do you believe there is a hell? some form of it, not traditional
> 423. Do you own a pool table? Nope
> 424. Do you have a pool? no
> 425. Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen? Yep
> 426. Do you like chocolate? Yes
> 427. Who/what is on your 2004 calendar? scenic Texas
> 428. How many U.S. states have you been to? about 7
> 429. Ever wished on a shooting star? never saw one
> 430. Best Halloween costume you ever wore? cat?
> 431. Do you carry any weapons on you? a pocket knife...
> 432. What is your weakness? Skeet Ulrich @_@ ::melt melt::
> 433. Name something you can't get enough of: ranch-flavored Quakes
> 434. Describe yourself in 3 adjectives: silly, strange, sexual
> 435. How many kids do you want to have? at the most, 2
> 436. Future daughters names: uhhhh too lazy to type this again, this was just on another survey
> 437. Future sons names: ditto
> 438. What is your ideal way to die? I like Mynda's answer: Uh... hm... either quietly and painlessly, or something completely newsworthy... like a plane crash or a bungee jumping accident at 87 y/o... lol
> 439. How do you release stress? talking about it
> 440. Are you a trendy person? not really
> 441. Are you an artistic person? yeah
> 442. Are you a realistic person? at times
> 443. Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off? No.
> 445. Are you a strong person? emotionally
> 446. Are you a strong willed person? yes
> 447. Who is the last person to e-mail you? got a lj comment in email
> 448. Who is the last person to IM you? Kaye
> 449. Do you hate chain e-mails? YES
> 450. Are you a deep sleeper? not really, but I can usually go back to sleep if someone wakes me using the bathroom or something mundane like that
> 451. Are you a good story teller? yeah
> 452. What do you believe is your best quality? my ability to forgive
> 453. What is your greatest accomplishment? stuff I've written that I'm really proud of
> 454. Do you like to burn candles or incense? yeah
> 455. Do you do yoga? No
> 456. Do you have your own credit card? not anymore
> 457. Let's say you win the lotto: what do you do with the money? Tell everybody who ever held anything over my head to fuck off, buy presents for everyone, buy a house, travel, and LIVE LIVE LIVE.
> 459. Do you have a check book? Yes
> 460. Do you like your driver's license picture? it's cute
> 461. Do you tan easily? no
> 462. What color is your hair naturally? light brown/dishwater blonde
> 463.how many fillings do you have? none, I need to go to the dentist badly
> 464. How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit? I don't know, I went in for my wisdom teeth.
> 465. Worst feeling in the world? That your own family doesn't care what happens to you.
> 466. Best feeling in the world? Being loved.
> 467. Is the glass half empty or half full? half full
> 468. Last thing you downloaded? a picture?
> 469. Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life? Ummm, only when we're talking about the net?
> 470. What do you think people think of you? I think that people think I'm really sexually experienced, but I'm not. I'm just really horny.
> 471. Are you a likeable person? I think so
> 472. Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance? Nope
> 473. Whats the best way to be proposed to? romantically, where it's a big surprise
> 474. Are you in love right now? nah
> 475. If so, with who? N/A
> 476. When are you moving? Huh? Strange question. I have no idea.
> 477. What's your favorite phrase? Most people are unhappy because they want to be. And "No gnus is good gnus with Gary... Gnu!" from "The Great Space Coaster." That's just always stuck with me and I STILL say it all the time.
Hehheh, the funny thing is, this survey took so long that I had eaten dinner and taken a shower before it was done. :D
Arrrrgh, this rash on my arm won't go away. It's either psoriasis or eczema - it basically fits both descriptions. Red, bumpy, scaly, and ITCHY AS FUCKING HELL. AHHHHHH ::scratchscratchscratchscratch:: ::puts Cortizone all over it:: Ahhhhh. My medical book says it could be an allergy to certain foods that causes it, and a common food to be allergic to is CHOCOLATE. Nooooooooo musthavechocolateygoodness! I'd rather be allergic to... squash, yeah! But that wouldn't make any sense since I never eat it. :( ;) Ohhhh well, one day I'll find out.
